The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....
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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat. Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house.
This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.
As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.
Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like. The first computer area is down the hall toward the back. The second computer area is downstairs in the basement. ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.
For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here.
You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like. This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go. This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back. this is where we bathe the captives.
Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs) Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!
Let us show you our bedrooms now...
The first room here on the left is Jfk's room. That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!)
Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.
Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding. (that's how I always get in).
When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.
The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.
This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out. He's such a sweetheart!
Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.
Buggy's room has a nice set up! she always has a path for us to walk through.
Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask) I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.
Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper :D
Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy! there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru. :D
here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed. she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr! :D
King's room is pretty awesome! he has his own air conditioner. the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house :D
Awww... look how cute! our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room. her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom. she's lucky
We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use. This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie. This spare bedroom is also roomie. In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!
make yourselves at home ANY time!!! scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us ;)
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The rules are
1- No touchin' the JJ
2- Talk about whatever you'd like
3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun
&nb sp; NEW CLUB UPDATE:
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- accidentally frenching moody
(8 members) - accidentally pinching km's butt
(2 members) - confusing people
(12 members) - cuddling with moody
(5 members) - egging ruth's house,
(6 members) - farting
(7 members) - gluing jfk's butt to toilet
(7 members) - hitting hk with frying pan
(6 members) - hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors
(3 members) - ky jelly
(5 members) - lighting p0nda's hair on fire
(4 members) - making fun of moodymomma
(8 members) - pimpin' pewww for cash
(4 members) - pole dancing
(7 members) - puttin fireworks in dagi's butt
(6 members) - smackin' qm with baseball bat
(2 members)
- soaking ruth in pimple pus
(3 members) - spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
(3 members) - strip poker
(4 members) - super-glue in dagi's shampoo
(2 members) - tampering with people's meds
(4 members) - thongs
(2 members) - using qm as a pinata
(2 members)
- accidentally frenching moody
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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list. Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross..... (just to keep it fun)
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GROCERY LIST:
pizza, cucumbers, strawberries,
steaks, peaches, grapes, carrots,
rocky mountain oysters, potatoes
(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)
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I've gotta dig around for my 80's pics. I know I still have em because I was showing my daughter how awesome I looked ;)
...but when I dig them up, I'll post em
Is the girl in the middle, errm, a guy?
You've taken down your default picture woman! I can't access your pics!
jfker, what have you done for me lately? Where are the embarrassing photos from your youth?
And no, she's very very much a woman, I can see why you might make the mistake in that photo though. :P
I set a default pic now... can you see?
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yeah, jfk! we want some ugly youth pictures, dammit!
;)
jfker I've hooked you up, I demand recompense.
Michael Phelps in T minus 2 minutes. Is it wrong that I am going against my home country and want USA to beat them? I am so torn, I want gold for Australia, but I want 8 for Michael. @!#$!$!@$!@$#!
Edit so pretty, MICHAEL NOW
*drool*
OMFG. He did it for himself. **** he's awesome.
Poor Dara Torres--I though she would get the gold.
I will hook you up, don't worry. My high school graduation picture is priceless. Long 70's hair and a leisure suit.
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jfk... we're waiting for your ugly youth pic
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ruth's at work, but we've gotta get her to post some embarassing youth pictures also
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I'd try and convince dagi to post some too... but she's so freakin gorgeous I don't think she could POSSIBLY EVER look yucky. If i had to pick someone to look like (non celebrity) I would pick her... HANDS DOWN!!! hell... even IF celebs were included, I'd pick her!
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Ooooo I've gotta find a picture of me when I had dreds! lmao
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Yes, because silver at 41 is something to feel sorry for... :P
WTB 70's leisure suit, paying picture of me from aged 21. PST.
*does happy dance*
G-nite, roomies!!! don't mess up the house while I'm away.... I already used the last bottle of windex on the dishes! I don't feel like going to the store tomorrow for more to clean up after YOU TWO.
;)
You really are gorgeous moofles. Don't mind the bedbugs friends I left in your bed, they only bite when they're hungry.
....and guess what?? your
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jfk!! where's our embarrassing picture of ya?! we're waiting, dammit!
Moodster, p0ndarella, you *both* are gorgeous! Hubba, hubba! If I were 10 years younger, I'd have to don my white leisure suit and come seduce you with my god-like crooning. Rrrraaaoowww!
10 years younger!!!??? PSShhhhh.... Just right the way you are, if you were 10 years younger, we wouldn't be interested! ;)
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still waitin' on your 70's suit pic though... hehe
what color was it?? NO NO... let me guess!! baby blue and ruffles!!!!!! ;)
*puts bucket of slim on top of slightly open door*
*waits to see ruth get slimmed*
It was navy blue, with a red and white "Qiana" shirt ("Qiana was 70s fake silk). But the only picture I have handy is black and white anyway. I'll have to scan it--that will take time. Have the neice, her husband and their baby staying here this week while they close on a house nearby. Between the baby and the puppy, it's not really safe to have a lot of electronics with cables out :-)
Ran 12 miles today--nice and cool for a change. Them legs are mighty sore now.
I know what you mean about having family... my brother, his wife, three kids, two dogs and cat just left my house yesterday. He's PCSing to New Mexico!!! yay!!! he said this is his last move! he only has 5 more year to retire...
YAY for 12 miles!! You know... when I played soccer (yes, that was like 100 years ago...but still) when I played soccer, I ran and ran and ran and ran and loved it. NOW... I think i'm JUST NOW noticing how freakin old I'm getting/feeling!! I don't like running anymore because my boobs are the size of two beach balls, only not so round an perky :/ (ok... I'm exagerating a little, but still) it feels yucky to run with them.
I know people suggest sports bras.... but in my opinion, they're NO GOOD!! I have better luck running with a regular bra!! wearing the sports bra (to me) feels like the equivalent of wearing a elastic bikini top without support :( man, I used to LOVE to run... how come I'm JUST feeling this way NOW?
p0nda...Ruth... :: any suggestions on a good sports bra?
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