The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

 

 

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

 

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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"Hands and Knees"?  What the heck is that?  It's like you're talking Canadian at me!

Sniff, sniff...

Anybody smell that?  Like kerosene,....or catnip.....

You guys think that I don't know the difference between oregano and cat nip?

I put the catnipped laces kerosene in my kerosene lamp and lit it.  Then I called the real oregano man, changerd it on jfk's card, waited for him to come and then crashed.

My momma didn't raise no dummy;-)

BTW quit throwing shoes at my door, I need my beauty sleep.

*walks in the door and sees jfk on his hands and knees with bagga's bra in his teeth*

whatcha doin' there?

*sees bagga poll bancing for p0nda.... watches p0nda put a $1 bill in bagga's g-string.... sees jfk in the process of getting wood*

errrmmm... I'll be in my room if anyone needs me

I know the wood you mean is pine. We took his manhood years ago.

*shoves a 20 in bagga's g-string*

Shake it baby! Shake it!

*pokes head out door to see if the strip tease is still going on*

meh.. if you can't beat em, join em!

*goes to jfk's room for a couple stacks of singles.... sits right next to p0nda.... hands her a stack.... turns to p0nda and says, "I reckon there's a few hundred dollars in ones"*

work it bagga, work it  ;)

anyone awake/alive?

*brings in several bags of groceries... places them on the table... goes back out and brings in MORE bags of groceries... places them on the table as well...*

*yells out to roomies*

yoooohoooo roomies!  can y'all help me put the food away?

Hey Moody--I didn't know your boyfriend could sing!

HEY!! leave my boyfriend alone... he's practicing for american idol and i support him all the way, baby!

..ps!

your girlfriend called... she wants to have a beach party with all of us.  should I tell her 'yes' or 'no'?

Comes in grabs a beer and a whole bologna from the fridge, opens cellar door, tosses meat log like a hand grenade to the captives..............

Boom!!

geeezz... It's been months since feeding the captives, thanks for feedin' them bagga!!

*looks around... sees all the groceries from yesterday STILL laying on the kitchen table*

Hello?!?!  how come nobody put them away??  geeeez man, I guess I'll do it!

*takes out the raw hamburger meat and tosses it into the fridge... opens freezer and puts the ice cream away... puts the milk in fridge along with the mayo and sour cream...  takes the shrimp that's since defrosted and puts it into the freezer... pulls the loaf of bread from underneath the 12pack of cokes and puts it away.. puts sandwich meat away*

nothin' else needs to be refrigermanated, so I'll finish up later.

so thats where the stink was rising from! I jsut popped in to say hi to the Ecoli in the hamburger meat!

hehe

nah... we forget to put our food away all the time (sometimes weeks) nothing ever happens

*thinks back to when jfk, and bagga had some massive diarrhea...  thinks to self "meh...they'll never know"*

hee hee...putting away groceries is like folding washed laundry...the most boring tasks ever!

Oh no no no no!  Are you for real?  By not putting your frozen and refrigerated foods away immediately, can make you VERY VERY ill!  You should throw out all of those items right away before someone takes them out to eat. 

 

*walks in eating a raw hamburger patty in between two squished slices of bread*

of course we're not serious, silly!!  this thread is just for us to mess around and be disgusting!  ;)

hehe

Oh Lord, I feel silly now!  I should have read the rest of the above posts before sticking my nose where it didn't belong.  I'm assuming that you don't have a dungeon of kidnapped people either, then?  lol

..oh no, THAT my friend IS true.  we feed them every so often to keep them from dying.  that's the humane thing to do ;)

Hey I brought home a pot of old coffee and some day old bake goods from work, breakfast is served.