The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

 

 

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

 

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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Because I am bored of waiting for someone to wake up Elmo's got a gun

hey guys remember the hidden web cam, well I finally did something with the footage I recorded.

Moodles remember the ten cases of tin foil you bought at costco?

Have fun driving your car today;-)

jfk I was bored so I knitted you a Ferrari.

Mmmm..now that's good coffee....kinda musky.

Anybody seen the keys to my ferrari?

with the advice of our attorney, it would be in our best interest to put this sign on our toilet.  ya know, in case anyone ever tried to sue us

Nothing to see here

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Olympic Interlude:

I could not be more proud of Matthew Mitcham. Admittedly he won because the Chinese diver botched his last dive, but still, he pulled it out and prevented the Chinese sweep!!!!

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I agree, matthew DID do an awesome "pull the rug from the chinese" stunt, (even if it was the chinese who did it to themselves)  WTG matthew!

although my guy came in #10, he's still hotter your guy!    ;)   pfffft  wink wink (I think i'm turning into a big ol' pedophile pervert... as he's only 19)  ut oh!

ha, just kidding

Original Post by moodymomma1977:

although my guy came in #10, he's still hotter your guy!

Please, surely you jest.

*looks at jfk passed out drunk on the floor....time to have some fun.

no jesting here... my Aussie friend!!  I speak only 'facts'  ;)

ok.... I can't find my 80's, rat's nest hair, madonna look-a-like pictures.... BUT I updated my gallery with similar ones (NOT 80's ones... but web-cam ones from last year as I had before)

(same deal... only jfk, ruth, p0nda and dagi can see them)

...anyway, they too, are about a year old...but I still weigh and look the same :(

I really need to get cracking on this weight loss deal!!  a year goes by and I'm in the EXACT same place!  bah!

can you say.... LAZY?

I'm extremely easy to get along with... (as most of you already know)  BUT when you've pissed me off... you're screwed!!!

I wont tell which thread I'm talking about because ruth's a mod, so I'll keep THAT a secret.... until it gets deleted by someone else of course .

bah! 

moral of the story IS.... don't piss me off, or I'll f***CKKKK you up! lol  

ARRRGHHhhh...  I'm in the mood(y) to murder someone!!!

any volunteers??

Original Post by moodymomma1977:


moral of the story IS.... don't piss me off, or I'll f***CKKKK you up! lol  

The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

Ehem.

Yeah moodles remeber your rules and your manners and your P's and Q's.  O'kay.

Going to find sometime to keep Moodles busy.

HEY, I forget sometimes...I'm human too, ya know!!!

PLUS... apologized to the dumbass I was fighting with ;)

anyone have some extra vicodin??  like 6 or 7 of them??

*opens a beer... waits for some vics*

Moodles go and check your mail.  I sent you some boogers.