The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....
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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat. Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house.
This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.
As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.
Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like. The first computer area is down the hall toward the back. The second computer area is downstairs in the basement. ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.
For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here.
You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like. This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go. This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back. this is where we bathe the captives.
Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs) Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!
Let us show you our bedrooms now...
The first room here on the left is Jfk's room. That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!)
Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.
Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding. (that's how I always get in).
When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.
The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.
This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out. He's such a sweetheart!
Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.
Buggy's room has a nice set up! she always has a path for us to walk through.
Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask) I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.
Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper :D
Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy! there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru. :D
here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed. she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr! :D
King's room is pretty awesome! he has his own air conditioner. the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house :D
Awww... look how cute! our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room. her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom. she's lucky
We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use. This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie. This spare bedroom is also roomie. In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!
make yourselves at home ANY time!!! scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us ;)
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The rules are
1- No touchin' the JJ
2- Talk about whatever you'd like
3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun
&nb sp; NEW CLUB UPDATE:
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- accidentally frenching moody
(8 members) - accidentally pinching km's butt
(2 members) - confusing people
(12 members) - cuddling with moody
(5 members) - egging ruth's house,
(6 members) - farting
(7 members) - gluing jfk's butt to toilet
(7 members) - hitting hk with frying pan
(6 members) - hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors
(3 members) - ky jelly
(5 members) - lighting p0nda's hair on fire
(4 members) - making fun of moodymomma
(8 members) - pimpin' pewww for cash
(4 members) - pole dancing
(7 members) - puttin fireworks in dagi's butt
(6 members) - smackin' qm with baseball bat
(2 members)
- soaking ruth in pimple pus
(3 members) - spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
(3 members) - strip poker
(4 members) - super-glue in dagi's shampoo
(2 members) - tampering with people's meds
(4 members) - thongs
(2 members) - using qm as a pinata
(2 members)
- accidentally frenching moody
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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list. Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross..... (just to keep it fun)
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GROCERY LIST:
pizza, cucumbers, strawberries,
steaks, peaches, grapes, carrots,
rocky mountain oysters, potatoes
(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)
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Hey look! I found a picture of jfk as a baby!
Cool! I did it!
Original Post by peaches0405:
Hey look! I found a picture of jfk as a baby!
Wow, look at those peepers.
Original Post by peaches0405:
Hey look! I found a picture of jfk as a baby!
awwww.... he's SOO cute!!
Original Post by moodymomma1977:
Original Post by peaches0405:
Hey look! I found a picture of jfk as a baby!
awwww.... he's SOO cute!!
What happened?
Original Post by buggyhair:
Original Post by moodymomma1977:
Original Post by peaches0405:
Hey look! I found a picture of jfk as a baby!
awwww.... he's SOO cute!!
What happened?
Dunno. Good question.
*brings out jfk's baby photos*
here he is at 3 months
here he is at 6 months
oh oh oh... looksie at what I found!! here he is still in utero
*smiles at all of jfk's baby pics*
*contunues looking through the baby book pages*
heres one when he was a newborn
Original Post by jfk61:
Us? I thought you were Canadian, hoser!
I've only been Canadian since June, I've been a New Zealander (by descent) and Australian since birth. It came in handy during the Olympics because if I had to rely on Canada for medals I'd be sadly disappointed.
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Did someone say House of Pain? Come on muffles I haven't seen you all day, give us a kiss! I'd kiss you to jkfer, if you gave up smoking..
Oh my, my. Aren't we a naughty bunch tonight. 
Original Post by peaches0405:
Oh my, my. Aren't we a naughty bunch tonight.
Maybe you should have some cocoa..
"I want to drink milk from the breasts of a Nepalese maiden..
Original Post by p0nda:
Maybe you should have some cocoa..
"I want to drink milk from the breasts of a Nepalese maiden..
Ahaha! It's House! I love that guy!
To bed for me! Nighty-night chatters and lurkers.
*falls asleep face first in her tub, apparently having given up*
* want to share my new acquisituion - a swimming pool! Now, it needs wrk, so I wouldn't advise jumping in just yet. we need pool-boys, scantily-clad and eager to srcub the nasty slgea away!
Jesse wants to help... his freind also wants to help
Methinks we could use this guy's services... and maybe this guy can help out by cleaning up all the dirty-work!
How about this cute Latino-looking guy, really Hot!
i give up for now, y'all will have to help find the right guys to clean the tub & save us from ourselfves in the water,
EDIT
i'm going to bed.
Original Post by peaches0405:
To bed for me! Nighty-night chatters and lurkers.
going to bed so early?! :(
hey!! did you have diarrhea in the middle of the night last night?
if not.... I wish you explosive diarhhea in the middle of your REM sleep.... and that you don't make it to the toilet on time :D
G-nite furryPeach
Original Post by mspw:
*falls asleep face first in her tub, apparently having given up*
* want to share my new acquisituion - a swimming pool! Now, it needs wrk, so I wouldn't advise jumping in just yet. we need pool-boys, scantily-clad and eager to srcub the nasty slgea away!
Jesse wants to help... his freind also wants to help
Methinks we could use this guy's services... and maybe this guy can help out by cleaning up all the dirty-work!
How about this cute Latino-looking guy, really Hot!
i give up for now, y'all will have to help find the right guys to clean the tub & save us from ourselfves in the water,
EDIT
i'm going to bed.
bah! everyone's a party pooper tonight...
may as well be off too. I still have a few things to study before bedybye
G-nite mspEw
may your husband fart you out of the bed while you're trying to doze off :D
*writes letter*
Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl for the past 9 1/2 years this year. Could I please have this guy's buff body for Christmas. I promise to take very good care of it. Love, Buggyhair
*runs through front door all excited*
YOU GUYS!!!
*holds up and waves large envelope above my head*
Looksie at what I got!! I got our halloween pictures developed! YAY!
*sits on couch and holds up one picture at a time for everyone to look at*
here's the one of jfk trying on his woopie cushion costume. *passes pic to the person to the left*
here he is again. as a stripper *passes pic to the left*
another one of jfk dressed as a french maid *passes pic to the left*
Oooo, here's the one where we're all dressed up as food *passes pic to the left*
HEhe... here's Buggs in the out house *passes pic to the left*
mspEw dressed as a twister game *passes pic to the left*
YAY... here's me dressed like bologna *passes pic to the left*
jfk playing the flute for his snake *passes pic to the left*
here's peaches dressed as pigs in a blanket *passes pic to the left*
here's buggs dressed like a cheaphooker. WAIT!! how'd THAT picture get in here? sorry buggs. that's the picture i took of you at work
*enjoyed doing imitation of Paris cheaphooker
*heats up wax*
OMG... I bought this really neat mirror at a thrift store a few weeks ago and it's been in my trunk for all this time because I forgot all about it... so I took it out and brought it in.
anyway... it's neat because it's one of those magnifyingX100 mirrors! I love it... you can see EVERYTHING in the mirror. only bad thing though is the same thing that's neat about it... you can see EVERYTHING :/
that's why I'm heatin' up me wax. that mirror showed me this and now i iz scared!!
MAN!! and i have more wrinkles than I thought I did...
*picks up phone to make a botox apt.*
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