The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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Muffy, you have mail.

*goes to bed* I have a cold so I'll get a little extra rest tonight. Chat with you tomorrow muffy. Don't eat your mail...I'm not sure where it has been.

I replied

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you have a cold?! that really SUCKS!!

I hope you start feeling better quick.  I hate when i get colds.  last month I got the flu :(

it SUCKED!!

anyway... talk to you tomorrow, I'm gonna close my laptop for the rest of the night too because it distracts me when I'm studying :/

G-nite

i'm sad.  my hubster didn't get home until 2:30am!  he worked so hard all day!  he's still sleeping.  i think he may have quit that job.  the guy he's been working for is treating him like a terd. 

been thinking about my mother this morning and it makes me sad to know that i don't have parents, that ni never really did.  i basically had joan crawford for a mother.  she has been exiled from my life for a little over a year now.  makes me sad to think about it all. 

*sneaks in and gives a hug, then scurries back to the day chat*

aww... ((mspEw))

it must be hard, but hang in there...

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

what are YOU blah blah blahing about?!

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gotta leave for school in about 5 minutes... just wanted to stop by and feed the captives say hello to all the roomies before leaving.

*gives jfk a wet-willy and a kick in the nut sack before leaving*

Wait Moody, Wait.  You forgot your homework!!

Original Post by jfk61:

Wait Moody, Wait.  You forgot your homework!!

 Hopes that was her rough draft..

THAT my friend is my thesis for my masters degree :D

you like?  I worked really really hard on it...

*yanks paper from jfk and puts it into a nice cover*

I think I'll turn it in next thursday...

eww!

Something stinks in here!

Oh, its me.  That's right. 

*blank*

And here, all along, I thought it was this guy.

Original Post by mspw:

And here, all along, I thought it was this guy.

 where'd you get that picture of jfk lookin' HOT?

I love the hulk hogan figurine bling-bling.

present for bagga

;)

You kids are certainly giving my work web filter a workout.

It's been quiet in here today. Too quiet.

I know!

*ditches clothes, gets ready to streak*

*runs into the living room and stops up short*

oh. erm. hi?

*sits down, asks to be dealt in*

So what're you playing? Strip poker?

*feeling a little conscious, been awhile since the last wax, but apparently I'm not the only one*

Strip poker?  Yay!

Can we play strip twister next?

Strip twister it is!

It's your turn jfk- just whatever you do, DON'T get left hand yellow, right foot green

*jfk spins, gets left hand yellow, right foot green*

oh dear

ok, it's alright, don't worry don't worry- as long as he doesn't get a left hand magenta, left foot teal you'll be ok.

*sumo guy spins left hand magenta, left foot teal, and makes a comment about how he shouldn't have eaten all those beans and brussel sprouts at suppertime*

*walks through front door*

Whatcha all doin?

*watches strip twister  game in progress*

Oooooooh, can I play?

*starts stripping*