The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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I'm finally home for the evening. It must be workout time for me. Today I have time to do:

Joannie Greggains video x 2 = 60 minutes

Crunch-Brand New Butt x 1 = 30 minutes

I'll be checking back in about 2 hours. Later.

Original Post by spoiled_candy:

Are we going to have a 15k party tonight?

 I'm up for it if you are!!  :D

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thank you all for the comments in my journal, in this squalor chat, and/or the PMs you've sent.  that meant a lot to me.

i took a long nap.  sometimes, naps help me feel better when crap like that happens  :(

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THANK YOU p0ndtard!!!! I got your card in the mail today.  it's awesome!! soo funny!  lol

that was just what i needed to lift my spirit today.  thank you sooooo much

(((p0ndar)))

(((moodles)))

Puts up streamers, blows up balloons.

Mixes a vat of punch.

*passes out those noise maker thingys*

*turns stereo on full blast..... and starts dancing to music of the 80's*

*grabs hair brush and sings along with madonna*

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a viiiirgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can laaaast

Youre so fine and youre mine

*duct tapes plastic cups to chest over my t-shirt*

*continues to sing*

Oooh, oooh, oooh

Youre so fine and youre mine
Ill be yours till the end of time
cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Ive nothing to hide



Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

so much for 15,000  :(

daughter needs help on some last minute homework

bbl

50 minutes of elliptical and 45 minutes of swimming today.  Meh.

jfk I thought that you were going to rest today?

I worked out at a resting pace....

There is a big fire burning in the foothills about 8 miles from here---the wind is crazy, gusts up to 80 mph.

Double click--grrr...

Original Post by spoiled_candy:

(((moodles)))

Puts up streamers, blows up balloons.

Mixes a vat of punch.

 *sneaks in*

*spikes punch*

Hehe!

* tastes punch *

Hmmmm...

* spikes it some more *

Pours a nice big glass of punch.

Hey guys I made a batch of brownies for us.

Did my workout (slack day). Watch out tomorrow.

What a lame 15K party last night!  You kids are getting old.

PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!

Somebody must have spiked the punch.

I passed out on the floor and was stepped on by a herd of buffalo grandkids this morning.

I am so ready to par-tay!!!

*looks around, sees people sprawled all over the room, passed out*

*except buggs, who is standing in the corner alternating doing a variety of jumping jacks, air jump-rope, and using jfk's head (which is hanging over the edge of the table) as one of those little speed-punching bags*

Huh. They didn't even make it to 15K.

*sits back down, tilts the shade back a bit, and checks out mspw's sex thread*

Original Post by qmwillcand:

I am so ready to par-tay!!!

*looks around, sees people sprawled all over the room, passed out*

*except buggs, who is standing in the corner alternating doing a variety of jumping jacks, air jump-rope, and using jfk's head (which is hanging over the edge of the table) as one of those little speed-punching bags*

Huh. They didn't even make it to 15K.

 i was WONDERING what buggseses was doin'!!

....man, poor jfk's gonna wake up with a serious headach later, THAT's FOR SURE

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we didn't make it to 15k.... but taht's ok!!  that just means that our partayyy, was a success!!

note all the bodies laying around everywhere!!

:D 

Original Post by spoiled_candy:

Pours a nice big glass of punch.

Hey guys I made a batch of brownies for us.

 pours some leftover punch and grabs a handfull of brownies

* takes bite of brownie... looks at brownie *

there's 'green' stuff on/in the brownies

* shrugs shoulders... and takes another bite *

Oooh, does my head hurt.

* Looks around at the bodies on the floor *

Buggsy!  Where are you?

* kicks closest body --- oops that's Moodles *