The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....
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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat. Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house.
This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.
As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.
Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like. The first computer area is down the hall toward the back. The second computer area is downstairs in the basement. ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.
For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here.
You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like. This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go. This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back. this is where we bathe the captives.
Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs) Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!
Let us show you our bedrooms now...
The first room here on the left is Jfk's room. That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!)
Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.
Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding. (that's how I always get in).
When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.
The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.
This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out. He's such a sweetheart!
Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.
Buggy's room has a nice set up! she always has a path for us to walk through.
Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask) I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.
Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper :D
Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy! there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru. :D
here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed. she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr! :D
King's room is pretty awesome! he has his own air conditioner. the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house :D
Awww... look how cute! our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room. her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom. she's lucky
We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use. This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie. This spare bedroom is also roomie. In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!
make yourselves at home ANY time!!! scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us ;)
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The rules are
1- No touchin' the JJ
2- Talk about whatever you'd like
3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun
&nb sp; NEW CLUB UPDATE:
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- accidentally frenching moody
(8 members) - accidentally pinching km's butt
(2 members) - confusing people
(12 members) - cuddling with moody
(5 members) - egging ruth's house,
(6 members) - farting
(7 members) - gluing jfk's butt to toilet
(7 members) - hitting hk with frying pan
(6 members) - hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors
(3 members) - ky jelly
(5 members) - lighting p0nda's hair on fire
(4 members) - making fun of moodymomma
(8 members) - pimpin' pewww for cash
(4 members) - pole dancing
(7 members) - puttin fireworks in dagi's butt
(6 members) - smackin' qm with baseball bat
(2 members)
- soaking ruth in pimple pus
(3 members) - spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
(3 members) - strip poker
(4 members) - super-glue in dagi's shampoo
(2 members) - tampering with people's meds
(4 members) - thongs
(2 members) - using qm as a pinata
(2 members)
- accidentally frenching moody
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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list. Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross..... (just to keep it fun)
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GROCERY LIST:
pizza, cucumbers, strawberries,
steaks, peaches, grapes, carrots,
rocky mountain oysters, potatoes
(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)
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Buggsy! Come on! Time to go exercise!
* Flicks off TV, which was blaring the Hitler Channel *
* Rolls body off couch *
BUGGS!
* Nope, that's mspw *
I already did some.
Compound weights #8, #10 dumbbells & 20 barbell (Jari Love)x1=60 minutes
30 Day Shred #8 & #10 dumbbells (level 2)x1=20 minutes
I'm walking to work (round trip) = 60 minutes
Catch up to you later.
Original Post by spoiled_candy:
Anybody up for a meet up here?
ooh! Are you serious! I'm just a 5 hr drive or so from there! I wonder if they have central heating or would it be a little pellet stove in the corner of the room?
*packs up -30C sleeping bag, parka, long johns, crazy carpet, and a bag of pellets, just in case*
Ready!!
Original Post by jfk61:
Buggsy! Come on! Time to go exercise!
* Flicks off TV, which was blaring the Hitler Channel *
* Rolls body off couch *
BUGGS!
* Nope, that's mspw *
just finished a 90 minute yoga session, my first yoga ever.
I was doing some sort of "salutation" pose, "warrior" poses, and "holding a Q-Tip in your toes, clean your opposite ear with your leg up and over and behind your head, while standing on one leg" pose.
I'm so stretched right now that it feels like the only thing holding my limbs onto my body is skin and veins, cause the bones popped clean out of the joints.
Newfound respect for mspw doing this for relaxation and fun!!
Hill intervals on the treadmill for me today:
14 min @ 7.6 warmup
4 min @ 1%, 2 min @ 4%
4 min @ 1%, 2 min @ 5%
4 min @ 1%, 2 min @ 6%
4 min @ 1%, 2 min @ 7%, all at 6.0 mph
8 min cooldown at 6.7
Back down to speedo weight +2
I'm tired just reading this^
Hey pool boy VODKA STAT!
Original Post by qmwillcand:
Newfound respect for mspw doing this for relaxation and fun!!
Been thinking about trying yoga--lots of folks at work do it. Doesn't seem intense enough for me. Even though I work out a lot, I never feel like I get enough of something (swim, bike, run or weights), so it's hard to try to fit anything else in.
* Checks QMW's Vodka IV drip *
NURSE! This bottle is empty---refill STAT!
* fills bagga's glass with leftovers, takes a big swig to drain the rest....and another...whoops, still a little left *
Ahhh, smooth!
Ahh much better.
More please sir.
slips jfk a bag of real sweet oregano for his troubles, then slaps him on the ass.
Forget the glass just slide me the bottle, if you would be so kind.
edited, cuz no one wants sweat oregano, ew.
Original Post by jfk61:
* Checks QMW's Vodka IV drip *
NURSE! This bottle is empty---refill STAT!
* fills bagga's glass with leftovers, takes a big swig to drain the rest....and another...whoops, still a little left *
Ahhh, smooth!
* hears jfk's cries for a nurse *
* runs into room carrying two bottles of cheap vodka *
* attaches the IV drip to one of the bottles *
* checks qm's vitals *
her eyes are fluttering and her speech is slurred... looks like she'll be 'ok'
Nurse! I specifically prescribed Stolychnaya for the patient!
* Dumps cheap vodka into punchbowl *
Original Post by jfk61:
Nurse! I specifically prescribed Stolychnaya for the patient!
* Dumps cheap vodka into punchbowl *
when you're on-call.... you gotta do WHATEVER you can for the patient!! WHATEVER it takes!!
it looked like her buzz was slowing down so i did what i had to do!!
*grabs clip board and starts scribblin' something down*
Original Post by jfk61:
* Checks QMW's Vodka IV drip *
the drip is one thing, but is this really necessary?
Original Post by qmwillcand:
Original Post by jfk61:
* Checks QMW's Vodka IV drip *
the drip is one thing, but is this really necessary?
ahh.. common! ya can't lay in bed with an IV drip and NOT at least play the part!!
;)
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* grabs clip board and scribles another somethin' on it *
* puts clip board back and adjusts the drip just a little *
sit up sweetie... you need to take your pills now
* pours some vodka-laced-punch into a cup and hands it to qm *
* holds out hand with three percocets *
take your meds sweetie
sneaks into room, pulls IV from qmw's arm sticks it in carotid artery
{Le sigh}
Hello, anyone home?
oh yeah, I'm home baby
{{bagga}}, where have you been, young lady?
If we try really hard, we can roll over the 15K odometer before Moodles gets back from happy hour....
Been prizing the rent out of the local Hebrews my friend.
So tell me jfk, been starting any wildfires lately?
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