The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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Jeeze.  Your hairy burgers are soooo lame.

How do you feel about pickles?

*launches a gherkin at jfk*

* catches gherkin in teeth *

Mmmm...pickles.  Baby kosher dills, especially!  Know what goes well with pickles?  Peanut butter.

* dallops a tablespoon of peanut butter on chest *

Ohhh,  I be gettin sleepy now.

* puts pickle slices over eyes *

Gonna take a nap.  Wake me up when Moofles gets home.

Uhhh.  Not as good as pickles and ice cream!

*drops ice cream on jfk*

ooooooh....that looks cold..

okey dokey.  Hopefully she gets here soon. 

I hate drinking alone.

*hides behind front door*
*waits to jump out and scare moodles*

Original Post by jfk61:

QM, if you are gonna cheer like that, I wanna see a picture in your gallery in a cheerleader's outfit.  Pigtails optional.  Otherwise, prepare to be detained indefinitely at the border.

 i thinkz i'm hazing a jealous!!

Original Post by jfk61:

Original Post by mspw:

i think moody's at school. 

* pouts *

I know what'll bring her back

* sprinkles burger meat on chest hairs *

 Ooooooooo.... hairy meat chunks!!

* grabs a piece of raw hamburger from jfk's hairy chest *

* sprinkles a tad of salt *

* pops it into mouth *

Mmmmm

Original Post by mspw:

Its time for me to hit the sack.

I'm pretty tired.  See y'all tomorrow.  I'm sure I'll get to read about how moody comes home famished & eats the maggots that are feeding n the rotting hambuger meat on jfk's chest.  She can't cook, so you know she'll just eat 'em raw. 

Gnite all!

 LMFAO!!!

i just finished eatin' raw hamburger from jfkeses hairy chest BEFORE i got to this post!!!

mspEwww can almost predict everything i'm about to do.... Oiyyyy

* thinks she was my twin in a former life *

Ooh moodles!  Did you try it with the pickles and mayo?  Yummy.

Original Post by peaches0405:

Ooh moodles!  Did you try it with the pickles and mayo?  Yummy.

 Ewwww... pickles with mayo? NASTY!!

i don't like mayo, but I'll eat dill pickles every day every hour every minute FOREVER!!

Mmmmmm..... pickles

* drool *

....also.... I agress with you peaches!! how DARE jfk waste good mustard!!

where's that pillow...

* finds pillow laying in kitty litter box *

* grabs pillow and flicks off litter chunks and starts licking pillow *

Mmmmmm.... mustard!

are you gonna be around later, peaches?

I need to take a quick shower.  not only do i smell of cadaver.... but the guy behind me threw up when we opened up the intestines.... and he got some of his vomit on my shoulder and hair

GROSS!

Ooh, mustard AND kitty litter....Well if it has some turds mixed in with it, then you got your protein for the day  :D

*throws kitty turds at Moodles*

Open wide, girlie!

.... hope so

be back in a few.

i missededed all the fun today :(

(((everyone)))

Original Post by moodymomma1977:

are you gonna be around later, peaches?

I need to take a quick shower.  not only do i smell of cadaver.... but the guy behind me threw up when we opened up the intestines.... and he got some of his vomit on my shoulder and hair

GROSS!

 

 Eww.  I might be.  Depends on whether my medication kicks in.

If not, I'll be here tomorrow.

:(

then I'll hurry my ass up in the shower....

if you're not here when i get back.... then G-nite and i'll see you tomorrow

.....and.... may roaches lay eggs in your ear while you sleep

(((peaches)))

* sneaks into peacheseses room while she sleeps *

* takes black sharpie from back pocket and draws a mustache on peaches *

* finds pink razor on floor.... picks it up and shaves peacheseses eyebrows off *

* uses black sharpie and draws a uni-brow where peacheseses eye brows used to be *

* fixes mustache so that it curls at the ends *

* uses phone to take pictures *

*watches muffy*

Worked out as promised today.

Abs (Joannie Greggains video) x 2 = 60 minutes

Walk (round trip to work) = 60 minutes

Compound weights #8, #10 dumbbells & #20 barbell (Jari Love video)=60 minutes

30 Day Shred video #5, #8 & #10 dumbbells = 20 minutes

I'll try to catch up with you guys tomorrow.

Original Post by buggyhair:

*watches muffy*

Worked out as promised today.

Abs (Joannie Greggains video) x 2 = 60 minutes

Walk (round trip to work) = 60 minutes

Compound weights #8, #10 dumbbells & #20 barbell (Jari Love video)=60 minutes

30 Day Shred video #5, #8 & #10 dumbbells = 20 minutes

I'll try to catch up with you guys tomorrow.

 

DAMM, buggy!  What are you ?  A Machine? 

I did a 30 min (22 w/o commercials) body sculpt vid w/Gilad, then

I did a 30 min (22 w/o commercials) super-stretch vid with Kathe Freidrich

Then I shopped for 4 freakin' hours, which is a lotta walkin'!  Not bad, not bad.

I'm sore today though.  I think I'll stick to the 30 min vid of abs and yoga today.  I'll take my doggie for a walk too OOHH! I got one of those Pedi-Paws yesterday.  She's so freaky about her feet, she won't let me near 'em, so I have to acclimate her to the machine with Greenies.  Anyone have one of those?

List of Crap I Have to do Today:

complete hub's 2007 tax info for his review & submission to Gpa (CPA)

find an insurance policy of some sort (yea, that's a quickie!) I am filled with dread over this task but it must be done. 

fold the mountain of laundry that is awaiting my attention while recording the 13 episodes of Gilad Body Sculpt off the DVR to various VHS tapes (commercials cut, so I have to be on it for about 6 hours!)

clean the kitchen, including emptying the garbage can in which the liner got smashed down to the bottom.  I hate it when that happens.  I've been avoiding this task for 3 days.  Its only getting worse. 

clean the bathrooms - except the tub becasue I am plannign to color my hair tomorrow and will just have to clean it up after I'm done. 

Oh, yea, and work out.  I'll do a nice, long yoga session after my vegan carrot, raisin, walnut muffin digests.  Then later, after lunch (a tempeh salad rollup in pesto tortilla with lettuce and some leftover baked beans from hubs lunch yesterday) has digested, I'll do the ab video & follow up with some more yoga/stretching. 

Somewhere in there is a shower, dinner (baked potato with steamed broccoli slathered in XVOO, Spike & nutritional yeast!) Hub got steak last night while I had salmon.  We both got a salad with it.  So tonight he will endure one of my favorite dinners. 

*looks at the 25% of the massive muffin remains sitting on her desk and thinks it's consumption an insurmountable task - smears it into jfk's hairy chest to "ferment" for moofles later*