I'm not the only one staring at the Chat

afraid of what you'd find if you took a look inside

first

HK!! Good morning! (is a little bit excited to see I'm not the only one still up)

no, no, it was clearly me, I just wrote too much :-)

*blinks at 2, then 3*

I like Turtles.

*puts on coffee*

*lays out news papers*

*twiddles thumbs*

i did a split shift sleep. hate.

re:4 lol, his parents must be so proud

So, like, ever since we started dating, my woman let herself go. She doesn't do her makeup every day like she did when we first started and she's gained weight, a whole 5 or 10 lbs. and I just don't find her attractive anymore. Am I a shallow jerk?

aren't you supposed to be looking at pump jacks or something? ( or have I gotten my chatters crossed again) *looks puzzled*

Original Post by watergirl:

i did a split shift sleep. hate.

You slept with Split on a Shift Bed?

... weird.

Original Post by hkellick:

So, like, ever since we started dating, my woman let herself go. She doesn't do her makeup every day like she did when we first started and she's gained weight, a whole 5 or 10 lbs. and I just don't find her attractive anymore. Am I a shallow jerk?

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Original Post by turtles_all_the_way_down:

Original Post by hkellick:

So, like, ever since we started dating, my woman let herself go. She doesn't do her makeup every day like she did when we first started and she's gained weight, a whole 5 or 10 lbs. and I just don't find her attractive anymore. Am I a shallow jerk?

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Speaking on Inflatable, I'll swear my wives boobs are growing again.

It's like a slow motion boobsplosion! where they stop, nobody knows!

Original Post by turtles_all_the_way_down:

Original Post by hkellick:

So, like, ever since we started dating, my woman let herself go. She doesn't do her makeup every day like she did when we first started and she's gained weight, a whole 5 or 10 lbs. and I just don't find her attractive anymore. Am I a shallow jerk?

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

oh, wait. . .HK, have you been looking in the lounge again?!?

*digs out creamer*

Coffee is on in chat, just ignore the silly people out there.

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by turtles_all_the_way_down:

Original Post by hkellick:

So, like, ever since we started dating, my woman let herself go. She doesn't do her makeup every day like she did when we first started and she's gained weight, a whole 5 or 10 lbs. and I just don't find her attractive anymore. Am I a shallow jerk?

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Speaking on Inflatable, I'll swear my wives boobs are growing again.

It's like a slow motion boobsplosion! where they stop, nobody knows!

how many wives do you have?

Original Post by turtles_all_the_way_down:

Original Post by turtles_all_the_way_down:

Original Post by hkellick:

So, like, ever since we started dating, my woman let herself go. She doesn't do her makeup every day like she did when we first started and she's gained weight, a whole 5 or 10 lbs. and I just don't find her attractive anymore. Am I a shallow jerk?

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

oh, wait. . .HK, have you been looking in the lounge again?!?

>.> <.< >.>

Maybe I have ;p

Am I in trouble if I have?

i need more coffee. i have to drive client to airport in an hour.

12-seater planes are cool because you can look out the front window when they land.

no pump jacks, they are all on plungers that are inside the christmas tree and they are pumped periodically by personnel or via telemetry.

pump jacks are way cooler especially sitting on top of them :)

Original Post by turtles_all_the_way_down:

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by turtles_all_the_way_down:

Original Post by hkellick:

So, like, ever since we started dating, my woman let herself go. She doesn't do her makeup every day like she did when we first started and she's gained weight, a whole 5 or 10 lbs. and I just don't find her attractive anymore. Am I a shallow jerk?

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Speaking on Inflatable, I'll swear my wives boobs are growing again.

It's like a slow motion boobsplosion! where they stop, nobody knows!

how many wives do you have?

Seven.

One for each day of the week.

if i hear the phrase H _ _ _ _ _ C _ _ _ one more time im going postal.

*lights a brick of black cats in here too*

Holy Crap.

I gotta go. :p W**k beckons and I have to answer.

Back when I can be. Lunch if not earlier.

As us Mormons say, the problem with polygamy is not with multiple wives, but with multiple mothers-in-law.

Hiya.