I'm Just a Poor Chat, Nobody Loves Me!

Good morning!

Let's hope and pray for a fast Friday!  I want the weekend and I want it now!  :-D

Original Post by tblover900:

we have birthday cake and cupcakes in the office...

epic fail waiting to happen.

 NO!!!

We have bagels in our break room. Just like every Friday. I pretend they WANT me to eat them. Because they are evil little bagels. If there is anything that I can't stand its evil little bagels getting what they want. *I* get what *I* want! HMMPH. and then I taunt them back, haha, nobody wants to eat you stupid stupid bagel!

I win!

lol...

sounds like what i do at the grocery store! I walk down the cookie aisle and i think in my head...look at me! im stronger than all of you stupid little cookies! I don't need you!

and then sometimes i grab cark choc. raspberry manilos...**facepalm** gah!

I hate it when the unhealthy carbs taunt me.  If I'm at a bar and booze joins in the taunting, look out!

I can't be mad at booze. I tried, but we're just too close. ;)

Original Post by tblover900:

and then sometimes i grab cark choc. raspberry manilos...**facepalm** gah!

 Holy crap.  I think tb just had a transient_ischemic_attack brought on by the thought of dark chocolate raspberry milano cookies.

hahahha...not yet.

i havent had those cookies in a few months, im doing pretty good. lets hope for no relapsing. lol

I'm friending all the chat peeps who are not already my friends.  Cause you talk about things like chocolate and I like it :)

My mom and I made homemade chocolate liqueur this past winter.  Vodka, cocoa nibs and a vanilla bean.  I really don't drink much, but that was good.

I couldn't do that - if there was chocolate liqueur around I'd be a raging alcoholic.

hmm.. I think maybe the private equity firm that owns the company I work for is selling the company.  I just got told to remove them from my daily inventory distribution.

I think I need some chocolate and some liquor. 

Original Post by melkor:

I couldn't do that - if there was chocolate liqueur around I'd be a raging alcoholic.

 agreed. i would be too...but you know what, i am a very entertaining and fun tipsy girl to be around.

also a make out fiend, but thats besides the point LOL

Original Post by pavlovcat:

My mom and I made homemade chocolate liqueur this past winter.  Vodka, cocoa nibs and a vanilla bean.  I really don't drink much, but that was good.

 **ushers pavlov into the kitchen....make some pleaaaaassse!!!!!**

*hides the gallon bottle of chocolate liqueur behind back*

Sound like there's nasty stuff going down at wrok, py.  At least you know that is probably why they didn't hire you full-time instead of the bs excuse they gave you before.

Original Post by kallie67:

I hate it when the unhealthy carbs taunt me.  If I'm at a bar and booze joins in the taunting, look out!

 I know! But at least chocolate doesn't judge. Chocolate is all like "I love you even if noboby else does." Booze calls and says "Hey Baby, you up?"

stupid boozy-calls.

tee hee

Original Post by pavlovcat:

*hides the gallon bottle of chocolate liqueur behind back*

Sound like there's nasty stuff going down at wrok, py.  At least you know that is probably why they didn't hire you full-time instead of the bs excuse they gave you before.

 

 **steals it while pavlov isn't looking, hides it somewhere else after taking a big drink**

Hey!  Gimme back my hooch!

I just came back from a presentation on toilets :-)

Now that's how to breeze through a Friday at work :-D

yeah. kinda glad to not work here right now.  I still don't know who I am supposed to report to and who is going to sign off on my timesheets.  has to be done this afteroon or I won't get paid next week.