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we're all soooo evolved that we're above it, right?  wrong.  try this.

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I bond well with animals and can be trusted with a variety of different pointy things (although not all). 

I have different methods of punishing those who cross me.

Mwahahahahaha!

 

do tell pavlov...since sociopath is taken now you may have to settle for oh...idk...dominatrix?

 

Original Post by ibez:

Original Post by nuggetkong:

Okay, someone's probably going to yell at me, but Ibez sounds either like a higher functioning autistic or a sociopath.

Let's go with sociopath. Where's my TV deal?

 

 damn. *pout* I wanted sociopath!

what's all this about arranging stuff?

Lets form a pentogram!!

If we get too big we'll make fractals out of it.

Original Post by watergirl:

Original Post by watergirl:

clubs needs rules...

lets see

1) NO bubbly people

2) NO "conversation rapists"

3) NO attention hos under any circumstances - they will just suck the life out of everybody

allowed in the UNsocial club

i need some more rules here...

 

 

excellent suggestion

4) NO HUGGING!!!!

and yes shineonyoucrazydiamondchrysalis, you can have what he doesnt pick

5) NO pouting

pentogram? hmmm...would you settle for wiccan goddess?

oh hey fractals rock i like that idea

 

 

Original Post by watergirl:

 

do tell pavlov...since sociopath is taken now you may have to settle for oh...idk...dominatrix?

 

 nah - there's too much physical contact involved.  Creepy.

I'll take Evil Mastermind.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by watergirl:

 

do tell pavlov...since sociopath is taken now you may have to settle for oh...idk...dominatrix?

 

 nah - there's too much physical contact involved.  Creepy.

I'll take Evil Mastermind.

 This means you'll need to shave your head and immediately adopt a cat named Mr. Bigglesworth.

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by ibez:

Original Post by nuggetkong:

Okay, someone's probably going to yell at me, but Ibez sounds either like a higher functioning autistic or a sociopath.

Let's go with sociopath. Where's my TV deal?

 

 damn. *pout* I wanted sociopath!

Over my dead body!

Oh wait -

Undecided

Nevermind

oh and im sure the cats down with that

if i was a cat and someone renamed me that id have to find a new human

*bursts into conversation*

Heh.  I did the weight, gender-science and religious/Judaism ones.

The only prejudice that popped up is that I moderately associate female with science and males with liberal arts.

That's a lot of fun.  Thought for sure I was at least somewhat prejudiced against those who are obviously overweight to me.

I guess not!

I'm cured of my weight-ist prejudices!

bwahahahaaha.

I have a cat named Big Sexy whom I refer to as Mr. Naughty-pants.  Does that fulfill the obligation?

which reminds me...moonikins promised us some dogtoy-humpin cat porn

 

 

 

Original Post by watergirl:

which reminds me...moonikins promised us some dogtoy-humpin cat porn

 

 

 

 that's hot.

Original Post by dnrothx:

*bursts into conversation*

Heh.  I did the weight, gender-science and religious/Judaism ones.

The only prejudice that popped up is that I moderately associate female with science and males with liberal arts.

That's a lot of fun.  Thought for sure I was at least somewhat prejudiced against those who are obviously overweight to me.

I guess not!

I'm cured of my weight-ist prejudices!

 *Blank stare.  Crickets.*

....anyways, so anything named Big Sexy or Mr. Naughty Pants is not quite evil mastermind material. 

Sumbitch.  Well, I'll have to get another cat.  I'm trying to lure a stray into my house.  He could pass as a Mr. Bigglesworth. 

Don't get excited wg and CDC - I think moonikins is embroiled in a legal battle over what the age of consent is for cats.  Or maybe it's the dog toys' rights that are under consideration.  I can't remember.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

No hugging.

 *gives pavlov a big ol' sloppy hug*

Hehe

Maaaaan!  Why you gotta be like that?

Original Post by dnrothx:

*bursts into conversation*

Heh.  I did the weight, gender-science and religious/Judaism ones.

The only prejudice that popped up is that I moderately associate female with science and males with liberal arts.

That's a lot of fun.  Thought for sure I was at least somewhat prejudiced against those who are obviously overweight to me.

I guess not!

I'm cured of my weight-ist prejudices!

 Yay Doc! :D

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