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interesting question


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This may seem a sick question, but just think it is interesting to think about these things :P

How much would you think human flesh would be "worth" calorie wise..........

what are your thoughts on this,

They say human flesh tastes like chicken so maybe it has the same amount of calories.........? Or maybe less ;)
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Human, the other other OTHER white meat.

I imagine it depends on their fat content. Are you going to remove all the visible fat first or just chow down?
how is it prepared?
which part? lean cut? 
good question,

I think i would first i would remove the fat and the cook it in a pan with olive oil and some spice, i would think oregano would fit perfectly with it

mmmmh, delicious
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thats a disgusting question and something that would make me sick to think about!!

what on earth made you think to ask that??  are you thinking of eating it??
I choose to believe that someone is having a joke, sarah1983.

And that foleor isn't actually Hannibal Lecter.

I choose to believe this ;)
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I'm hoping you are right!!  as its something i just can't get out of my head now - arrgghhh :-(

i have to admit tho, this post has helped me with my weight loss - i have completely lost my apetite!
Even as a joke, I'm sorry, eww.....
did you know...

...if you have the legal rights to the body, you can eat it!!

gross!!!
I think Olive Oil and Oregano would only go good with Italians... If it's an American you should definately choose BBQ or McD's "special sauce"... Mexicans would have Cayenne and Salsa... So on and so forth...
HAHAH. That is sooo gross. Just thinking about it, has turned me into a vegetarian :P.
It would probably be pretty close to pork. Humans and pigs are very very similar, so much so that at certain stages of pregnancy the human fetus and the pig fetus look practically identical. I also read once that old cannibalistic tribes in the south Pacific like Spam a lot because it tastes like people. So maybe human meat has the same calories as Spam!!
If you don't have the abundance of human corpse (raised on human farms) that some of us have (or you are afraid of the general social persecution that cannibalism receives) try Hufu. It's tofu with that taste and texture of human flesh. It's a little bit sweet, though, unless you add flavoring but you may like that kind of thing. It's almost like young flesh in the flavoring respect. Anyway, I'll figure out the calories and get back to you.

Yours,

Kaitlin.
OMG!  Soylent Green is people!!!!!
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urrrghhh, i can't believe htere is a food that tastes like human flesh???  horrible!!
Ick.

Though really I think MOST people would be too tough and stringy.

Still, though. Ick.
Twilight Zone eposide.  How to Prepare Man.  Lets all get on the space ship.
Why don't you check the Man Beef site? They might list nutrition facts for their products:

http://www.sjc.com/manbeef/
Ask the people from Dawn of the Dead.

Hey, I'm sure some of those poor zombies were calorie-conscience, too. :D
WTF?? Has everyone lost their ever lovin mind? Y'all have got to be kidding me........I'm all for a good joke, but I think some people are blurring the lines here....I mean MAN BEEF??? OMG, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!!
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