Jesus is Holy
Here. A whole thread about Jesus and his Holiness. Feel free to quote the Bible.. just stop harassing people and being off-topic in other threads.
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Jesus probably has an awesome sense of humor, tbh.
:o
jesus says i can't go to heaven, D:
I think he'd look hot in a goatee and a haircut. Beards and long hair are so last year.
Original Post by plasmagirl:
Hahahahahahaha! WIN!
Original Post by plasmagirl:
I nearly spit up my oatmeal when this started. Hilarious!
Original Post by plasmagirl:
*ZAP!*
Jesus helps with munchies!
I talked to Jesus on the phone a couple of weeks ago. He placed a repair order with my company.
bahaha i started this as a total joke because i'm fed up with people and this is GREAT. :D
mooni i hope you took good care of him on the phone, and the repair goes well. he can seriously eff some S up if he wants ;D
He was extremely nice, especially when I pronounced his name correctly, i.e., hay zeus!
He's full of holes? Isn't he supposed to be able to fix that? I mean he IS a carpenter, isn't he?
Original Post by hayleymajayley:
He's full of holes? Isn't he supposed to be able to fix that? I mean he IS a carpenter, isn't he?
well i mean, we all KNEW Jesus was Wholly. i didn't know he called current day companies for halp :D
Original Post by hayleymajayley:
He's full of holes? Isn't he supposed to be able to fix that? I mean he IS a carpenter, isn't he?
2000 year old carpenters can't fix telephonic equipment, silly girl!
The Austin City Lounge Lizards put it so well with their song
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