Ketchup fat?
Do you know why the cookie was so upset? His daddy was a wafer so long.
Why did the apple turn over.... cause he saw the bread roll.
Two fish were sitting in a tank.
One said to the other, "Hey, you know how to drive this thing?"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it!
(again)
What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall?
Dam!
How do you kill a Madras Elephant?
Put it in a tub of water and let it bleed to death.
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
How do you make a Hormone?
Don't pay her!
Original Post by trhawley:
How do you kill a Madras Elephant?
Put it in a tub of water and let it bleed to death.
do not get this one!
Original Post by corduroyfirekills3:
Original Post by trhawley:
How do you kill a Madras Elephant?
Put it in a tub of water and let it bleed to death.
do not get this one!
From Wiki:
Madras is a lightweight cotton fabric with patterned texture, used primarily for summer clothing -- pants, shorts, dresses and jackets. The fabric takes its name from the former English name of the city of Chennai, India.
One style popular during the 1960s was called bleeding Madras. It used dyes that were not colorfast in a typically plaid design, resulting in bleeding and fading colors that yielded a new look to the fabric each time it was laundered.
Original Post by corduroyfirekills3:
Original Post by trhawley:
How do you kill a Madras Elephant?
Put it in a tub of water and let it bleed to death.
do not get this one!
I do, and that is disturbing! LOL
Two pies are in the oven. One pie says to the other "Is it hot in here?" The other pie says....
"Holy cow! A talking pie!"
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
- Nacho cheese
A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender replies, "Sorry buddy, we don't serve food here."
A baby seal walks into a club...
You know, for some reason the first time I read this I thought it said Ketchup fart. Oops.....
Original Post by peaches0405:
You know, for some reason the first time I read this I thought it said Ketchup fart. Oops.....
haha, that's what i thought it said too!
Why did the shark cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What's red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside?
Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.
