Kill PETA?

Just because.

I think we should use them for medical research.  And maybe test cheap cosmetics on them.

I just vote for feeding them sea kittens.

And cheezeburgers.

I do need new boots....

*ponders what else we could do, "just because"*

<evil laugh>

We could make lipstick and eye shadow out of them, or force them to eat tasty animals.

Put them in a town hall meeting with guns and see what happens.

Original Post by caverlady:

We could make lipstick and eye shadow out of them, or force them to eat tasty animals.

 Tell them it's tofu until they've finished the meal, then tell them 'how'd your sea kitten taste?'

PETA in a bus going 90 mph.

Greenpeace in a bus going 90 mph.

The buses are on a collision course and cannot be diverted.

If either bus slows down, baby Harp Seals will be clubbed, crude oil will be dumped on Beluga whales and all ipods will be made with rare wood from the rainforest inlaid with freshly harvested ivory. 

All crows will also die, because they're noisy and sometimes rip my garbage bags open.

This is sad to me, as a PETA member. How disheartening to think that my opinion has such an effect. Clubbing seals, dumping oil on whales, and medical research are not funny subjects to some of us. There are so many groups with which I disagree, whether for mere point of view, or by their means of publicity, but I would never suggest killing them. Even lightheartedly (can you be lightheartened when you suggest "killing them"?), I would never sink to this low.

Original Post by svea9:

This is sad to me, as a PETA member. How disheartening to think that my opinion has such an effect. Clubbing seals, dumping oil on whales, and medical research are not funny subjects to some of us. There are so many groups with which I disagree, whether for mere point of view, or by their means of publicity, but I would never suggest killing them. Even lightheartedly (can you be lightheartened when you suggest "killing them"?), I would never sink to this low.

My question is the following: Do you agree with their recent campaigns? The
Sea Kitten garbage? The Human Breast Milk Ice Cream? Save the Whales?

If not, how can you possibly support these loonies?

And if so.. well, I dunno.

Original Post by svea9:

I would never sink to this low.

 Then you'll never rise in the ranks of PETA.  There is no depth to which that organization won't stoop in the name of publicity.

PETA has sunk that low. 

How about Breast milk ice cream?

Frothy!! 

*waves*

Original Post by frothbeast:

How about Breast milk ice cream?

 No thanks, I will take the udder ice cream..

Original Post by splitrail:

PETA in a bus going 90 mph.

Greenpeace in a bus going 90 mph.

The buses are on a collision course and cannot be diverted.

If either bus slows down, baby Harp Seals will be clubbed, crude oil will be dumped on Beluga whales and all ipods will be made with rare wood from the rainforest inlaid with freshly harvested ivory. 

All crows will also die, because they're noisy and sometimes rip my garbage bags open.

OMFG HILARIOUS. lmao.

Original Post by puh8suwrux:

Put them in a town hall meeting with guns and see what happens.

 Now there's an idea!

This group really pisses me off.  What good do they actually do?  I love animals, take care of those that I have been favored with, but I'm not a vegan.  I would love to save the whales.  I want all puppy mills destroyed and all those who abuse animals punished.  I used to raise cattle.   I wonder how many members of PETA, or any other vegan/etc., know how many products they use daily that come just from cows:

1. antifreeze
2. blood factors
3. collagen
4. cortisol
5. heparin
6. insulin
7. gelatin
8. candles
9. crayons
10. deodorant
11. wax
12. insect repellent
13. mouthwash
14. perfume
15. soap
16. shaving cream
17. auto lubricants
18. engine oil
19. brake fluid
20. film
21. clothing

I'm sure none of them use any of these products!?  I can get on my own soap box about this..so pardon me.