I killed jesus, and it's all my fault.

I rear ended a car today. It had one of those jesus fish things on the back.

It crushed into a million pieces. It was the only part of the car injured.

The lady got out of her car and said "YOU KILLED MY JESUS FISH!"

That's gotta be a sign.

Oh, and it didn't help that I have a huge sticker on my car that says "EYEHATEGOD"

She eyed that in a weird way and probably thought I was out to get her jesus fish.

FINALLY!  That guy was getting pretty annoying.  Good job!

Original Post by coderpixie:

FINALLY!  That guy was getting pretty annoying.  Good job!

Hey, someone had to do it

That is just rude, and blasphemous.

Original Post by re_newed:

That is just rude, and blasphemous.

Yes, you should have done anything you could to avoid hitting the jesus fish, including swerving into oncoming traffic regardless of how many children and pregnant women you would have been endangering. 

Um, your sarcasm is lovely.

But I was replying to coderpixie who said "FINALLY! That guy was getting pretty annoying.  Good job!"

I could care less if shnooder hit a Jesus fish.  It's simply an object.

Original Post by re_newed:

Um, your sarcasm is lovely.

But I was replying to coderpixie who said "FINALLY! That guy was getting pretty annoying.  Good job!"

I could care less if shnooder hit a Jesus fish.  It's simply an object.

my bad, i thought you were being sarcastic too...i was going along with it

^Lol

Oh, well if it was some other person, I would say it was funny.  But not Jesus.

Original Post by schnooder:

She eyed that in a weird way and probably thought I was out to get her jesus fish.

Oh come on! admit it schnooder! you were stalking her jesus fish! I bet you followed her at least a mile or two whilst formulating your nefarious plan to KILL HER JESUS FISH!

This is the funniest thread in a long time.  Thanks, folks!

Original Post by re_newed:

Oh, well if it was some other person, I would say it was funny.  But not Jesus.

Ah calm down. Everyone else seems to think it's pretty funny. 

Original Post by schnooder:

 

The lady got out of her car and said "YOU KILLED MY JESUS FISH!"

LMAO.  I would not be able to keep a straight face.

You should have told her that you were so overcome with spirituality at the sight of a fish representing Jesus that you just had to pray and therefore didn't brake in time. Then sincerely thank her for showing you the light and turning you away for your sinful ways with her Jesus fish.

It's an open forum.  Just as you were allowed to tell me to "calm down", and she was allowed to "blaspheme" Jesus, I was allowed to defend my faith. 

Thank you very much.

I could not stop laughing when I got out of my car. I literally had to do all I could to stand up straight.

And watergirl you are right, I followed her around all day until the perfect redlight and then BAM!!!! I smashed the life right out of jesus fish.

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I actually yelled "jesus ****ing christ!" when I hit it, so maybe jesus really did think I was out to get him and was trying to scurry out of the way but he had nothing on the power of my PT cruiser!

Actually I hate jesus so much that I just follow around good hearted christian women and tear their jesus lovin sea creatures off their minivans and burn them!

During the last election, I did hit and runs with my scooter on all the "Yes on 8" as in "kill gay peoples dreams" cars.  I also stole signs and burnt crosses on those peoples' yards that had the yes on 8 sign.

I may or may not be telling the truth.. who knows.

Original Post by schnooder:

Oh, and it didn't help that I have a huge sticker on my car that says "EYEHATEGOD"

She eyed that in a weird way and probably thought I was out to get her jesus fish.

 

Really, who isn't out to get Jesus? I'm glad someone took him out (again). Man, he just keeps coming back.

Original Post by jaefuma:

Original Post by schnooder:

Oh, and it didn't help that I have a huge sticker on my car that says "EYEHATEGOD"

She eyed that in a weird way and probably thought I was out to get her jesus fish.

 

Really, who isn't out to get Jesus? I'm glad someone took him out (again). Man, he just keeps coming back.

That's kind of his thing though isn't it. He probably enjoys it

This whole discussion just made me laugh so hard my tummy feels like I did 100 situps!

They should have laughing histaricly under activitys. I bet it burns a hell of a lot of calories.

:)

Edit: 

P.S. Crazy jesus person needs to chill. You defending the good word on a forum online is not going to get you past the "pearly gates"...