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Do you have a special 'someone' who you'd like to tell... KISS MY ASS to, but you can't for some reason or another?? 

ie; Boss, parents, in-laws, neighbor, the ass-wipe that cut you off on the freeway,....... 

Well tell them here... I'll go first

Kiss my ASS.... Biology teacher for giving me a 90% (which is a 'B' here in my state)

Kiss my ASS.... Dumb lady who cut me off, while gettin on the freeway........... then had the nerve to run out of gas INFRONT of me!

Kiss my ASS.... The man passing by while I was walking my dog... for saying... "holy cow, your dog's FAT"    (she's not fat...she's fluffy!)

Now your turn!
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lmao

yes.... BUT!!! not if you don't wipe your ass!!  then it's not so pleasing  :D   or you can also say... Kiss my 'RHIOD' LMAO!!
Haha wow! Yea nobody likes to kiss a cranky ass! Now I'm gonna be randy the rest of the day. My poor woman...
Ugh, or if you have an ugly ass.  Would you want to kiss a huge mass full of craters and zits?  I mean, if that's what you like then that's what you like but that just does not roll with me.
I have a perfect muscle bound man ass so pucker up.
Sorry, Chris.  I've been trained to bite but since Alex has a hairy ass, I've gotten turned off by picking the hairs out of my teeth.

I try to keep my mouth away from there.  Now, if you go a little further south and 'round the bend, THEN I'll pucker up.  But we all know this already.
lol

kiss my rhoid both of y'all!!
I am about to go too far so I think I wont....
Bahahaha.  In the game of sexual-remarks-chicken Moly wins yet again.
Yahoo... lol.
KISS MY HAIRY ASS.... you know who you are!! lol

OMG Moodymomma, I can't stop laughing at the threads that you start!  I added you in my friends list.

oh yeah>>> kiss my ass, man that almost ran me off the road because he didn't put his blinker on!

asses and tits are so similar....  ( Y )  => (oYo)  OMG! BEWBS!
kiss my ass giggles  :D

boobs and butts are SOOO NOT the same!  pffft
kiss my a** to my friends that take all night to get here.
kiss my ass to all my friends who leave WHEN I finally show up!
Kiss my ASS cheap floozy for not giving me any ass!   -_-....  two days till class starts i can make it >_0
she needs to kiss YOUR ass for not giving you a piece of HER ass?!?!  Dream on giggles! and kiss my ass while you're at it!  ;)

KMA to my sis who asks me to babysit but cant return any favors since i do it for free and also have 4 kids!

KMA to the same sis who borrowed thousands of dollars from me and husband and felt sorry for her at the same time and never bothered to pay anyone back from borrowing from them!

KMA to my mother who offered a house for us to live in so in return we helped reconstruct it back together with the walls and its been going on 2 years now since we worked on it, then she moved in herself! seriously...KMA!!

and also...KMA all my inlaws!!!

KMA to the biggest hypocrite on earth - and you KNOW who you are.  Belittle me, call me a b**ch for MY behaviour (and I dind't ASK for your input BTW!) and then, months later, do the same and worse yourself.  Shame on you!
kiss my ass cashier for NOT carding me for alcohol!!

:(  I'm OLD
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