kiss my ASS ---> ( Y )

Do you have a special 'someone' who you'd like to tell... KISS MY ASS to, but you can't for some reason or another?? 

ie; Boss, parents, in-laws, neighbor, the ass-wipe that cut you off on the freeway,....... 

Well tell them here... I'll go first

Kiss my ASS.... Biology teacher for giving me a 90% (which is a 'B' here in my state)

Kiss my ASS.... Dumb lady who cut me off, while gettin on the freeway........... then had the nerve to run out of gas INFRONT of me!

Kiss my ASS.... The man passing by while I was walking my dog... for saying... "holy cow, your dog's FAT"    (she's not fat...she's fluffy!)

Now your turn!

kma, ex boyfriend, for using me to cover up your homosexuality then dumping me on myspace. for a guy. >:O

OMG.... what a jerk!!  yeah, I'd tell him to kiss MY ass too! 

:/

Kiss my ass stupid lady who had the nerve to take stuff out of my basket at the grocery store!  What the hell?  Like I'm not going to notice things are missing from my basket!  She should have just taken the whole darn thing!  uughh

Kiss my ass late period! Why can't you be normal like everyone else's periods?? You're making me bloated and unable to lose weight. I thought we were friends... but I guess I was wrong...

Kiss my ass stupid maxed out credit cards!  You're the reason why I can't afford to get my POS car fixed!

Kiss my ass POS car!  You're not old enough to have this many problems!  And what the hell is that clunking noise?

Hmmm...in all time as a teacher...I never gave a grade...I'm going to guess that B was earned not given.

B is pretty good

Kiss my ass Brandon for abandoning your son! He is almost 6 months old you have seen him 3 times you loser!

If anybody dares to say Kiss My Ass to you, look them straight in the eye, smile sweetly and say,

"Mark the spot baby, cuz you're all ass."

The look on thier face is priceless. You won't be mad, you'll be laughing all day long!

Kiss my a** timbits, just sitting there all nice and warm and looking innocent.  All 60 calories each of you.

Stooopid timbits!!!! 

(pssst........... what are timbits?)

kiss my a** woman who don't look at guys because there fat

kma the person that ran the stop sign last night and almost hit me! And you wonder why I passed you... you can't run a stop sign then drive 25 in a 50.

KMA stupid pregnancy for making me throw up all of the time and constantly tired!

KMA F.H for all the **** you caused me! Karma will bite you in the ass!

Also KMA to the lonely, bitchy old bag at work. Get a life :)

oh wow. reading all of this has made me feel so much better. yall are funny. 

KMA cramps!

KMA school. i hate studying!

KMA lonliness. ive been house sitting for a little over a week now and i hate coming home to an empty house with a dog i have to walk twice a day who wakes me up at 6am on saturdays to be fed!!!!

KMA bf's brother & gf. yall were blessed with a computer glitch when your $100 gift card to the melting pot (expensive fondue restaraunt) turned into $800 and didnt invite me and sam to go but invited your other friends and have gone yourselves twice.  and then when we went for your cousins bday, you didnt help pay and me and sam gave more than what we spent to help out!!!!  KMA for acting like theres nothing wrong with that! oh ya, and KMA for telling sam that you were gonna invite us to go and then after the waiter tells you your remaining balance, you turn to your gf and say 'thats a couple more times for us' and completely just blow off the fact that you were supposed to take us!!!! (and yes, that is a pic of them)

KMA gas prices!!!!

KMA Kids that have to refer to everything as "gay"

Kiss my a** working for peanuts and being sh** on.

"KMA" to my husband for the stupid, pointless fight we had last night that ruined both of our entire days ! I just wanted a tape-measure! You didn't have to throw a fit !

Moody, Timbits are doughnut holes.

Kiss My Ass to management at my apartment building.  Clean the damn sidewalks.  I'm tired of walking on snow and slipping on ice!

I can't resist. 

Kiss My Ass to my Mother-in-law who is already dating (probably another loser) after recently losing her loser husband to cancer and I'm talking he was buried on 12/27/07.

AND

Not Paying her debts and expecting her childred to pay for her lazy non working ass.

 AND

 treating her two beautiful grandchildren (10 and 12) like they are an imposition to her social life (and always has).   Only watches them when she's paid and I am sick to death of her ****.

 Thanks, letting the frustration go is wonderful.