kiss my ASS ---> ( Y )

Do you have a special 'someone' who you'd like to tell... KISS MY ASS to, but you can't for some reason or another?? 

ie; Boss, parents, in-laws, neighbor, the ass-wipe that cut you off on the freeway,....... 

Well tell them here... I'll go first

Kiss my ASS.... Biology teacher for giving me a 90% (which is a 'B' here in my state)

Kiss my ASS.... Dumb lady who cut me off, while gettin on the freeway........... then had the nerve to run out of gas INFRONT of me!

Kiss my ASS.... The man passing by while I was walking my dog... for saying... "holy cow, your dog's FAT"    (she's not fat...she's fluffy!)

Now your turn!

( 9 ) assinine

Cool ! will add that one to list froth. off to work with the ( i )'s.

Can we keep saying this on here?  or will some (i) =  (tight) turn us in?

KMA ex-boyfriend who thinks I'd even consider getting back with him. I want nothing to do with this person.

Kiss My Ass Andrew, you're the most arrogant, pompus  classmate ever.

I think that sort of sums it up.

KISS MY ASS whiny bit**s who think their life is so bad and think they have the right to tell me all about it.

KMA snow storm.  GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK!

KMA obnoxious people in the surrounding apartments (and your guests) who caused massive amounts of damage to the walls, emergency lights, and stair rails shared by our apartments - which the land lord is going to take out of all of our security deposits because the rest of us SANE people can't stay up all night every night to babysit the halls on the off chance you and your idiot guests can be caught in the act.  If I knew who you were don't doubt for a second that I'd turn you sorry asses in.

KMA to the above people for also causing our hallway walls to be lined in freaking METAL SHEETS to prevent more damage, which is also undoubtedly coming out of all of our security deposits.  And KMA to the (likely same people) who throw up right in front of the doors out of the apartment complex so often that we have to look before we step out.  (Also, thanks to the person who put down the cardboard - at least we can step on something not biohazard and it can be tossed when it gets contaminated.)

KMA flu that I've had since Wednesday, while I was grading under a tight deadline.  And now I can't enjoy my first few days off since the semester began.

KMA stress, depression, and eye infections.

 

Ok, I feel a little better.

 

KMA inconsiderate roommate.  You eat my food, I drink your booze.  You make twice the money I do, yet you feel it's okay to eat what I have made for my CC foods.  Didn't really like that little cranberry dessert made w/o sugar.  Pucker up, baby!  I made it just for you!

oooooh, i like this thread!

kma ex-bestguyfriend who i almost got used by through his little "friends with benefits plan" that backfired in his face because i knew, lead him on, turned the tables and then broke it off when he least expected it. OWNED.

Kiss My Butt: To the girl at TJmaxx for taking a picture of me with her cell phone camera.  I was wearing Capri pants, they were not high waters!  (I'm assuming that's why she was taking a picture of me.  especially since her phone was aimed right at my ankles and I KNOW I shaved my legs this morning)  

I'm just short so Capri's look high water on me

That's the last time I wear Capris unless I sew and hem them up about 6 inches. 

WOAH!! i forgot about this thread!!

while we're still at it.... kiss my ASS stoooopid, errmmm...

*thinks for a second or two*

....kiss my ass you stooopid guy who, ummmmmmmmm

*looks into space, still thinking*

hmmm.... i guess i don't have anyone to tell to kiss my ass  :(

i'll be back though.... because i'm SURE there will be SOMEONE who pisses me off later  ;)