You know that growling alien thing in the refrigerator in ghostbusters?

that dude is totally in my stomach right now.

Its not hunger growls.

I swear I didn't eat any balloons but man there is a lot of air moving around in there.

WTF?!

I am not eating anything new!

Its LOUD!

that is so embarrassing!

don't give any presentations until it wears off!

hell I'll just give him the laser pointer. he wants the attention so bad.

okay its back now. it hurts.

I have studied my food logs and the only thing the same on these two days but different than the other two is the chicken on my salad. Both days it also started after lunch.

The chicken tasted fine. If it was bad wouldn't it make me throw up or something? Not just put a ton of air in my gut?

BLARG

I am going to throw the rest of it away right now!