you know what pisses me off?

it pisses me off that as an atheist, i'm supposed to tiptoe around other people's beliefs, not step on any toes, and never risk offending anyone, but it's okay for people with other beliefs to stomp all over mine.

Original Post by ignayshus:

Original Post by alaskanmama:

So, if we say "gesundheit" when someone sneezes, what's the proper response when someone farts?

"Now that we've covered how you feel about the current administration, would you care to comment on for whom you're most likely to vote."

ROFL!!

Original Post by alaskanmama:

Original Post by ignayshus:

Original Post by alaskanmama:

So, if we say "gesundheit" when someone sneezes, what's the proper response when someone farts?

"Now that we've covered how you feel about the current administration, would you care to comment on for whom you're most likely to vote."

ROFL!!

 "Touchdown"!! There is a joke that goes a long with that...

An old man and woman are in bed together, the old man farts and says "Touchdown 7 points". The old woman farts "Touchdown 7 points" the the old man, farts, but he really wasn't sure if it was a fart or something else he says "Touchdown 7 points, half time switch sides".

 

oh stinky. that was just wrong. :)

Yeah I know, but you laughed.

*reads stinky's post and scratches head with a confused look on face*

 

edited to add:  *not sure if she really wants to know*

flatulence is the best reason to have dog around. Cats just jump on the offender's lap.

Original Post by kathygator:

flatulence is the best reason to have dog around. Cats just jump on the offender's lap.

 That's true, but there are few things worse than a dog fart!

Original Post by moonikins:

Original Post by kathygator:

flatulence is the best reason to have dog around. Cats just jump on the offender's lap.

That's true, but there are few things worse than a dog fart!

Cat farts.

Cats are much stinkier than dogs, imo.

Cat farts are stinky, but they can't beat the sheer volume of an 80 lb. labrador fart. It permeates the room for hours.

This is true-being an owner of a lab myself...but just as bad is a pregnant wife she can put a truck driver to shame...   <-- brings tears to my eyes!!

[deep breath.  deep breath.  just remember how much better this is than the pubic-waxing segment of the conversation.]

Girls don't fart.  Only skeezy stoners fart.

might be the wrong time to draw deep breaths in here, Pg.

You know what else really pisses me off?

meh. not much today.

Original Post by j-snyder:

Girls don't fart.

Uh.. huh. And they don't excrete neither, right?

Better out than In, that's what I always say.

The English academy I work for pisses me off. The manager asks me about a student's level (in terms of grammar, speaking, etc)  and then completely disregards my opinion (and everyone else's opinion). She just moves the kids around however she wants, has changed all of the text books for the next session and is extending the time we teach them by a month so now I have to make 1 page last an entire class (as opposed to the 3-4 pages we've been teaching per class).


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3 more months... 3 more months...

I nicknamed by ex  "King of Sulphur".  He truly earned that nickname.

Original Post by pgeorgian:

it pisses me off that as an atheist, i'm supposed to tiptoe around other people's beliefs, not step on any toes, and never risk offending anyone, but it's okay for people with other beliefs to stomp all over mine.

So how did we segue from the above statement to debating the stinkiness of cat vs. dog farts?

(grins sheepishly and realizes it's my own fault)

sorry, pgeorgian!

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by j-snyder:

Girls don't fart.

Uh.. huh. And they don't excrete neither, right?

Better out than In, that's what I always say.

 It's true.  Girls also don't poop.  Scout's honor.

I prefer to focus on the thread title as an all-encompassing discussion, seems to have better longevity (and levity) that way. :)

*sings* This is the thread that never ends... it just goes on and on my friend...