You know you should be sleeping when...

-You start getting delirious and everything seems funny
-You start walking into walls because you didn't see them...
-You look at the ceiling and philosophize about your life

How about you?

You go into the kitchen to get a drink and open the garage can lid and stand there looking at it wondering what it is you doing and then remember you wanted a drink.

I do some of these things even when I'm wide awake and full of energy

edit: especially the keys in the fridge one

Original Post by moscovite82:

I do some of these things even when I'm wide awake and full of energy

edit: especially the keys in the fridge one

i do that with the remote, i found socks in there before i dont no how they go there

your reading cc posts at 2am even tho your eyes hurt.....

When "Girls Gone Wild" is on Spike TV.

Original Post by ladykelien:

When you realize  your falling asleep typing, while chatting with a friend. Then the next day have to go back and read what it was you told them because apparently you were dream typing.  LOL   Ill never make that mistake again.  Geeze.

 didn't know you could do that lol!

~When your drving and you get home you take the key out of the ignition and wonder how you got there.....

~When you wake up and have to go to work and you keep telling you S.O "5 more mins....." for like an hour and he finally say's "I am not keeping track of 5more minutes for you.. get out of bed lol your going to be late"

 

~ when you realize you dont need the light on anymore, its already morning

~ When every other channel seems to be the informercial for "male enhancement" and you ready to throw your TV across the room if you once again here the term "that special body part". 

omg I hate that commercial.  M husband and I make fun of the way she says it with that weird facial expression.    

 

all the letters look smooshed together on the screne.  Or when you turn your head quick and become  convinced someone was just standing there.

Original Post by sun123:

~ When every other channel seems to be the informercial for "male enhancement" and you ready to throw your TV across the room if you once again here the term "that special body part". 

 Wish we had ones like that..........what special body part?

Original Post by laschndr:

When the birds start chirping outside like crazy.

Or when you look at the clock and say "if I go to sleep RIGHT NOW, I'll get 4 good hours." Then 3, etc.

 Yup!

Everyone has failed to say...


When you just woke up.

When you are reading the Harry Potter book, can't put it down, but you keep reading because it is so good.

Then, you have to start reading each sentence twice, because you didn't fully comprehend it the first time.

You look at the clock...It's only 2:20 AM!!

The next morning, you wake up at 11:05AM.

The light is still on, and you slept with your face in the book.

That actually happened to me once...

When you realize you can't see the words in your textbook and realize its because your eyes are closed. (happened twice already tonight. ugh)

when you go on fictional aol instant messanger adventures to canada to hug sad looking famous people with Julie, and then you look at the clock and it says three a.m. (which is exactly what i did the other night.)

Edit: And when you have gone through that famous tired-giggle-dead-sugar high cycle about three times. (which usually happens at sleep overs or parties.)

Edit 2: Got another one lol. when you've stayed up with a friend and all of a sudden the friend starts talking about "one time when her friends came over they wanted to get onto the top bunk so they started rattling in their cages, and his head was bald..." Has happened before.

- You walk into the kitchen to get a snack and you wake up the next morning curled into a ball beside the fridge.

- You make a Myspace for your cat and add a bunch of random people.

- You put like half a tube of chapstick on your lips trying to see how much they can hold at one time.

- You look up all the chain letters you've ever gotten to see if they're real or not.

- You walk into the bathroom to go but forget why you're in there, so you pick up the book laying on the floor and read it for the 4th time until you realize you're about to wet yourself.

- You trip over your cat and sprain 3 fingers

When you are listening to music on the computer and think you can't go to a web page because you will miss the words.
Yes this happened to me last night. I wanted to look something up, but didn't want to miss the song I was listening to.

When the gummy bear sitting half a foot away just winked at you.

Ok this happened to my dad and I thought it was HILARIOUS! 

My stepmom was at the doctor..or something like that, and it was super early in the morning.  My dad was in the waiting room reading a magazine when HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SLEEPING (yes this is relevant =P).  He started to doze and the magazine tipped in, touched his face, and he snapped awake.  A minute later, he started falling asleep again, the magazine tipped in, touched his face, and he was so startled he THREW the magazine into the middle of the BUSY waiting room!!!  Haha =D

That's when you know you should be sleeping!