i think my landlady is a retard.

she`s a very nice lady, and very easy to deal with, but she`s either so distracted that she can`t process the written word (menopause maybe; she`s about the right age) or she`s just a moron.

she has told me repeatedly that the best way to communicate is via email.  cool, works for me.  but she regularly ignores, misunderstands, or just doesn`t get stuff.  she doesn`t answer questions, and she doesn`t know things that i`ve told her clearly (and sometimes repeatedly).

this morning i emailed her to ask if she could hold my rent cheque until the first friday of the month, july 3, as that`s when payroll is deposited.  i asked her to do this for the next two months; after that, i think i`ll have enough in reserve to cover the rent on the first, regardless of when payday falls.

that`s clear enough, isn`t itÉ (sorry. my question mark has gone berserk again). 

so i get home from my walk and picking up a few things and get her response: she thinks iève (my appostrophe has gone berserk, too) asked her to hold july and augustès cheques until september.  not only that, sheès going to think about it until monday.

christ on a cross.  what a friggen moron.

Heh. F-tard has a special place in mine.

Original Post by nuggetkong:

Original Post by floggingsully:

Original Post by pgeorgian:

with our very own laws.

That's cute, it's like your a real country. 

 HA!!  He called you Canadians out.  It must be hard being America's Hat.

 *snort*

Better than being America's semi. I live in Florida.

ah, the 'dick' of the nation

Oh, the hilarity when we were the only blue state in the south on the electoral map.

HA!!!!!!

Original Post by nuggetkong:

Original Post by floggingsully:

Original Post by pgeorgian:

with our very own laws.

That's cute, it's like your a real country. 

 HA!!  He called you Canadians out.  It must be hard being America's Hat.

oh, trust me, it is.  covering that fat, empty head takes a tremendous amount of discipline.

anything for love. ;)

If Canada is our hat, and Florida is a blue penis, does that make the USA Canada's codpiece?

no.  maybe our ****.

(did i just go too far?)

edit: apparently you will have to use your imagination as to how far i went

only if the word for '****' was '****'.

Original Post by pgeorgian:

no.  maybe our ****.

(did i just go too far?)

edit: apparently you will have to use your imagination as to how far i went

 hard to tell.

edit..hahahaha!

I am inserting every foul thing in the blank I can imagine, and my imagination knows no bounds, shoot this could take awhile, any hints pg?

it's below the waist, slightly posterior.  oh - and it's an orifice (also an appropriate moniker for many of your--um--deciders).

Oh! pg, you are naughty. We love that about you.

rhymes with brass roll?

Poor Mexico. They're the brass roll of your brass roll.

mexico= brass roid

Now that would hurt.

don't be mean to mexico.  that's like picking on the poor kid in the hand-me-down clothes.