i think my landlady is a retard.

she`s a very nice lady, and very easy to deal with, but she`s either so distracted that she can`t process the written word (menopause maybe; she`s about the right age) or she`s just a moron.

she has told me repeatedly that the best way to communicate is via email.  cool, works for me.  but she regularly ignores, misunderstands, or just doesn`t get stuff.  she doesn`t answer questions, and she doesn`t know things that i`ve told her clearly (and sometimes repeatedly).

this morning i emailed her to ask if she could hold my rent cheque until the first friday of the month, july 3, as that`s when payroll is deposited.  i asked her to do this for the next two months; after that, i think i`ll have enough in reserve to cover the rent on the first, regardless of when payday falls.

that`s clear enough, isn`t itÉ (sorry. my question mark has gone berserk again). 

so i get home from my walk and picking up a few things and get her response: she thinks iève (my appostrophe has gone berserk, too) asked her to hold july and augustès cheques until september.  not only that, sheès going to think about it until monday.

christ on a cross.  what a friggen moron.

*throws a georgia peach at mooni* hehehe

*Throws a washington apple back at CDC*

*realizes my own mistake*

*drinks washington apple instead to get rid of the cotton mouth*

Throws wisconsin gouda at CDC

hey , CHEESE?!

*throws a georgia redneck at bagga*

muahaha

Original Post by moonikins:

Yeah, I'm hungry. The roid slipped me some wacky weed.

what are you thinking?  everyone knows the best weed comes from up here!

Original Post by pgeorgian:

Original Post by moonikins:

Yeah, I'm hungry. The roid slipped me some wacky weed.

what are you thinking?  everyone knows the best weed comes from up here!

 so why aren't you throwing that at us?! lol

um...mostly because we trade it with you for cocaine :/

not me, personally, of course, but....

LOL we are just the middle man. =D

Hawaii can supply me with the maui wowee.

catches georgia redneck, ties him to tractor, makes him mow the fields, kicks back sipping a cocktail, laughs at the term cocktail.

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

LOL we are just the middle man. =D

oh, i know.  you folks do the heavy lifting, we deliver the bud and collect the profits (low risk-high payoff).

okay, i've gotta go to ikea now.  ciao folks!

Original Post by bagga:

catches georgia redneck, ties him to tractor, makes him mow the fields, kicks back sipping a cocktail, laughs at the term cocktail.

 its a REDNECK not a farmboy. he can't do any physical labor that doesn't involve beer curls or bar fights.

I guess one COULD be the other, but there are very different "images" of redneck out there so maybe nevermore. aack.

Oh he's doing a lousy job, but i has me a cocktail and he's very entertaining cussing me out with that one tooth.

aha.

so. um. Can I have some of that uh, cocktail?

Name your poison

ooh ! OOH! jager! SF red bull!

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

ooh ! OOH! jager! SF red bull!

 Comin' right up.

slides cdc her molotov cocktail and smiles

Cheers!

while you're at it, bagga...can you fetch me a wisers and coke?

oh wait.  you don't have wisers in amaaaarica.  fine, any whiskey will do (except crown.  vomit).

thankya.

oh starrysea, i haz me some wisers smuggled in from a Canadian friend.

One wisers and coke comin' right up!

oh, you may be my new favourite.