Your last traffic ticket: for what and how long ago?

Misery loves company. 

No Seat Belt. 
Ive not worn one since when it couldnt fit around me. No excuse now other than pushing my luck.  Course I was checking every car I could wondering how comman it is that people wear them. 

No Front License Plate.
Hey, it was in my car!  Just busted off. I wont say for how long but Argh!

Im not blaming the messenger, my fault, my $300 total fee fault.

My only infraction:  Unsafe lane change (that resulted in a very minor fender-bender, more like fender-bump), 2 months after I got my full licence, over 6 years ago.  No points, $95.