lipgloss calories

does lip gloss contains any calories?  it must with the taste and all the kinds of oil they use, right?

omg, give me a break.  Relax.  there are other comments on this thread that are WAY more mean, rude, etc, such as

How many calories does toothpaste/envelope-licking-glue/saliva/chewi ng gum have?

don't know, don't care. Why?

BECAUSE I'M NOT CRAZY.

its sarcasm.
a sick sense of humor is telling baby-in-microwave jokes.
if the OP believes there's 1000 calories in lip gloss then im suprised they're intelligent enough to type.
we haven't heard back though,
helpless- are you alright? ive wondered this before but have never cared persay, do you have eating problems? i thought it was just a curious question.

I think it's funny =P But then again, I believe you gotta laugh at life, otherwise what's the point?

Also, I had some vanilla ice cream flavored lip gloss when I was in middle school. I let some friends borrow it once, and then after that, they'd borrow it every day... until one day I realized they were eating. Seriously. My friends ate my lipgloss!

Also, on a more serious note, I have a friend who is recovering from an ED. She told me her mom realized she had a problem when her mom asked her to lick an envelope and she said she wouldn't because there were too many calories.

whoa swimchick...calm down. Minie was just kidding around...I laughed cuz i thought it was funny. Anyone who seriously believed her needs to go to a hospital..NOT be posting on this website. I think they way you attacked her for her post was waaay more rude than what she said.

Ok, really.

I am just sick and TIRED of these posts.

When I first joined CC there weren't any of these kinds of posts ANYWHERE....and now, about 50-75% of them are ED-related.

This is a HEALTHY, WEIGHT-LOSS WEBSITE. If you are thinking these obsessive thoughts, you do NOT need to be here. You need to be seeking real help from a doctor.

i went over my calories today by accidently swallowing toothpaste. so, i went to the gym for an hour.

Thanks to you guys who got my humor.

Sorry to the rest of you that seriously don't get sarcasm and are so concerned with a .0045 calorie serving of lip gloss.

LOL @ 120bydecember.

Everyone needs a little humor in their lives. I thought it was lighthearted sarcasm. No big deal.

If you really are counting the cals in your gloss or the like you have a major problem and you need to seek professional help. ASAP.

Rock on Minie

holy crap laurieellen - I just looked at your profile and you're cat is my cat's identical twin!

So your cat must be super adorable to!

Is your cat running around your house like he just took a couple of hits off of Britney's crack pipe? Mine is.

Original Post by minie13:

holy crap laurieellen - I just looked at your profile and you're cat is my cat's identical twin!

Ok, I'm going to be honest and say that this is not at all where I thought this thread was headed.

Yeah a bit off subject but oh well....

Original Post by mollymouser:

Somebody PMd me the other day and asked me the calories in Cat Chow.

(I don't want to know why they needed to know!)

=^..^= MOLLY

maybe their putting their cat on a diet?? its very possible

Original Post by swimchick_123:

Original Post by minie13:

yes, it has 1,074.

NOT FUNNY. Infact, it's stupid, rude, mean, insensitive...the list goes on. To someone who is obsessive and might have disordered eating, this could be taken seriously. So please stop using your sick sense of humor around here.

i hate to break it you hun, but she can say whatever she wants. cause ts a public forum.

anyways, i dont think you should concern yourelf with lip gloss calories

.... i  .....    what?

Original Post by 120bydecember:

i went over my calories today by accidently swallowing toothpaste. so, i went to the gym for an hour.

 

LOL

i have totally wondered too! how could you not?!? some of it TASTES like candy!

Original Post by littlemissposh:

i have totally wondered too! how could you not?!? some of it TASTES like candy!

 

Doesn't mean it's meant to be eaten! 

Isn't lipgloss just calorie-free chemicals mixed together?

There probably are 1 or 2, but see as what we consume are kcals (kilo calories) and therefore actually in the 1,600,000 range not the 1600 that we all think that we aim for – I wouldn’t worry. 

Don’t tell the cat how many calories are in the food, you’ll give him a complex.  :o)  I hide all information like that from my guinea pigs, Treacle thinks he’s putting on weight but I think he looks fine and he won’t stop eating anyway.  How many calories are in hay BTW?