lipgloss calories

does lip gloss contains any calories?  it must with the taste and all the kinds of oil they use, right?

nycgirl - all about chapped lips

Avoid licking your lips. Saliva evaporates quickly, leaving lips drier than before you licked them.

 

Crayons Orange Mango has 90 calories per serving

Crayons produced in China are a lead risk -- so if you were ever wondering "what happened" to that guy.... it was the lead in the crayons he was eating....

Sniffing things, like candles, is still gloriously calorie free! 

what about your own body parts??

i know i used to bite my nails and chew on my hair when i was younger... any calories in that??

like since they were already part of my body, would the calories just cancel out??

 

Original Post by nomoreexcuses:

Crayons Orange Mango has 90 calories per serving

I was at the store the other day and saw the Crayons Fruit Drinks and I turned to Miguel and said "Are we encouraging our children to eat school supplies now?"

We both found it quite ridiculous.

crayon fruit drinks? you're kidding.  that's so weird and not cool.  but yeah i didn't think this whole lipgloss thing would get all this hype and now it's got you guys getting to other topics.

This girl in preschool used to make meals out of crayons. I can't believe I remember this. Our teacher Miss Janice used to say to her have you been eating crayons. She would say no, but she had multi colored bits all over her.

We had another boy in preschool who would eat dirt dry or wet. Didn't matter to him.

Crayola makes juice!?!?  I'm confused...

I wonder what it taste like....

Why would they make juice?

This thread just keeps on getting better and better. First it was lip gloss, then cats with eating disorders, crayons, and then dirt and hair.

Gee. We dieters will eat anything, won't we?

when you're pregnant and you go to the doctor's for a checkup, the nurse go through all these questions, have you had heartburn? have you had this? have you had that?  and then they get down the list of questions to

have you had the urge to eat or drink anything unusual like dirt, gravel, or gasoline?

!?!?!?!

NO!  I said, Look lady, I'm pregnant not crazy!

but apparently some preggo women do have those kinds of cravings - think it means some kind of mineral deficiency

 

is that  pica disorder they did a whole article on it in the Australian readers digest how this woman when she was pregnant used to go and eat sand secretly, and I could think about was how unpleasant it must be at the end of digestion when it had to be....you know.......expelled.

a bit off topic and maybe this belongs in the strangest eating habits thread but when I was a kid when I saw a movie after eating all the popcorn I used to partially eat the box afterwards if it was a scary movie....... like harry potter ,

My brother used to eat dog biscuits. Milk bone I think.

I have no idea about calories in lip gloss. But when you all brought up ED in cats it made me think of something I have read about. So I have heard about all kinds of disorders in cats. So with that said.

Anorexia is seen in cats:

http://petcaretips.net/anorexia_cats.html 

They can also have obsessive  compulsive disorders:

http://www.vin.com/VINDBPub/SearchPB/Proceedi ngs/PR05000/PR00026.htm

 

So there ya go. The reasons maybe different it is seen in cats. 

i used to think about this. i also used to be afraid of cleaning the coffee bean bins out at work because they were so oily i thought the oil might somehow get through my skin and i would absorb the calories and fat.

yea. i know it's a messed up thought. fortunately i barely think things like that anymore.

i don't know how many calories are in lip gloss. there must be some but i wouldn't worry about it too much.

I wanted to get the oil from the coffee bean bins on me { I worked in a co-op years ago} but just for the caffeen  :D

Original Post by tygrkat:

I wanted to get the oil from the coffee bean bins on me { I worked in a co-op years ago} but just for the caffeen :D

 i would love to work at a co-op. i wish my town had a co-op. but the closet co-op around here is a 45 minute drive one way. pah.

bulk tvp. really extremely cheap. like $1.00 a pound and a pound could feed me and my boyfriend for probably at least about 2 weeks. figuring we don't just eat tvp of course.

Original Post by carmenxox:

Hey, does any body know how many calories there are in spiders??

I hear on average we subconciously eat about 8 per year while we are sleeping and don't even realize it!!

uh oh... are spiders fattening??

 

So that’s why I put on so much weight in college, I was eating bugs in my sleep!

and all of this time we thought fast food was making our population obese!!

clearly we are using too much lip gloss and eating too many bugs...

Oh jeez, while you're at it, why don't you find out how many calories are in the inside of your mouth. But hey, it's protein, right? Unless you're vegetarian, in which case you would have to saran wrap the inside to keep from digesting it accidentaly.

Or just calm down and don't binge on lipgloss, it's up to you I guess.

no one ever said anything about binging on lip gloss

today I accidentally swallowed some shampoo suds that went up my nose during a freak showering accident...any thoughts on how many calories I should log?