lipgloss calories

does lip gloss contains any calories?  it must with the taste and all the kinds of oil they use, right?

Original Post by laurieellen:

This girl in preschool used to make meals out of crayons. I can't believe I remember this. Our teacher Miss Janice used to say to her have you been eating crayons. She would say no, but she had multi colored bits all over her.

We had another boy in preschool who would eat dirt dry or wet. Didn't matter to him.

At least they were in preschool. This guy I knew in highschool ate a crayon on a dare or bet. Yeah. Really smart fellow, but really eccentric.

some kid I went to school with snorted laundry detergent during home ec on a bet.  He had to go to the ER for it.  He now has a masters in aerospace science and works for the TSA...scary

I worked with a lady who would be visiting her hometown in Louisana and she intended to get some dirt that they eat.  She brought us in a sample and it was very much like a clay dirt, very compact and she explained they'd tuck in in the cheek like chewing tobacco. 

sun123- um, yummmmm lol.  That's funny : )

Original Post by moscovite82:

This topic made my day =)

 mine too!

HAHAHAHA

So I go onto this topic, and what's the advert right at the bottom of the page???

"Do lip plumpers really work?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH How applicable.

And I'm sure that lip plumping lip gloss has more calories than regular lip gloss, too. :)

Hey! maybe rather than adding calories, lipgloss burns calories!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23015432/wid/1191 5773?gt1=10914

Well, the scientists they talked to said it doesn't work, but I'm sure TONS of people will buy it, anyway!

feddie, I just saw that and came in here to post it also. How funny!

LMAO that cracks me up, ssBuckeye!

Original Post by minie13:

some kid I went to school with snorted laundry detergent during home ec on a bet.  He had to go to the ER for it.  He now has a masters in aerospace science and works for the TSA...scary

 ahh, that reminds me of a guy in my old high school - crushed up 5 tic-tac mints in spanish class, put the powder in a line, and snorted it as the teacher screamed at him.  No bet involved, just wanted to see what would happen.  He is now learning to be a pilot. So soon, the person steering the boeing 747s above us could be high on tic-tacs.... scary thought.

I thought I'd discovered yellow cocaine when coming across a cousin with a 'line' of crushed viverine, a no-sleep over the counter pill.  She didnt get her high but I think she had already gotten to many to even try it.

Speaking of lip gloss, Fuze enegy drinks has endorsed a lip gloss bearing their name claiming to promote weight loss - LINK

Anyone that believes that lip gloss can promote weight loss probably isn't going to be successful in losing weight.

What about hand lotion?  I think I'll create a hand lotion that promotes weight loss.  Oh wait, all the oils in lotion probably get absorbed and cause weight GAIN, not LOSS.  Silly me. 

And the sad thing about my last sentence is that someone on here will read that and stop using lotion because of it.  Or has already thought of it themselves and now has dry, scaly skin because they are deathly afraid to moisturize.

here is a repost of an article about the alleged "calorie burning" lipgloss. Most experts say it's bogus...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23015432/wid/1191 5773?gt1=10914

I love this thread! I want all you snarky ba$tard$ as friends! I figured out what to do with all my junk mail now, though... Mmm, FIBER.

 

 

PLEASE DON'T EAT PAPER. IT CONTAINS CHEMICALS THAT WILL KILL YOU... IF NOT, I WILL. WITH MY MORON-SENSING RAY-GUN. HAVE A NICE DAY.

 

Oh man, was this a wild ride to read over. I would just like to add this: I had a friend in 6th grade who, after one of those Christmas or Valentine's day parties or whatever, ate her entire styrophoam cup. It started out as a dare for her to eat just a piece and then she willingly ate the rest because she said it wasn't half bad! She's training to be a nurse now... coming soon to an ER near you

I absolutely LOVE that this thread refuses to go away

When my brother was 2, he ate my entire stick of Bubble Gum chapstick. I was so sad...Bubble Gum was my favorite! Can't top the styrofoam cup story though...haha...this thread is awesome!

I can see how OP may wonder how many calories are in lipgloss, if it's coming off on her food and she ingests it while eating her food.

Eugenics... lets get back to them, ya?

jluffner - PUHLEEEEEASE tell me you are joking....