lipgloss calories

does lip gloss contains any calories?  it must with the taste and all the kinds of oil they use, right?

So I've read this whole thing... and i must admit youve thoroughly amused me while i have 3 1/2 hours to kill.... and now for my input

-dogs can have obsessive compulsive disorder, ive seen one chase his tail for hours on end putting dents into walls until he knocked himself unconcious

- i had a friend in kidergarten who ate a whole bottle of elmers glue (she didnt come in for a whole week afterwards)

- and my dog refuses to eat his food unless i mix in bacon... and not baco's or bacon bits of any sort...  he knows the difference... I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! and hes gained 5 pounds because of it... but i love that he has butt cheeks, i grab em all the time

k do you eat the cookie candles you smell??? NO.

common.sense.

btw you probably BURN more calories putting it on and thinking about it, then "consuming it"

 

Original Post by peacelovehominy:

Original Post by sunnyd52789:

can cats really have eating disorders???

no. do you really think they care how they look?

 Actually, my puppy is very self consious. haha NO JOKE. One time she got a bad haircut and I laughed at her, and she started crying and went to the office.

There were actual tears running down her face. She thinks she's a person. So everytime she gets groomed I be sure to tell her how beautiful she is. hahaha

p.s. Don't eat lip gloss... and don't worry about the calories. There's probably calories in air. Actually, there's fecal sporoform in air too. Take a deep breath - it's poo!

*bump*

 

~grins~

errrr...i REALLY hope you don't actually mix bacon into your dogs food every time you feed him!!

if he's hungry enough, he'll eat what you give him. a healthy dog won't starve itself. put down his food, if he doesn't eat it in 20 minutes, take it away. feed him again at night, same deal. he'll eat when he's hungry enough.

giving him bacon everyday will kill him!

hopefully that was a joke though and this post is pointless!

Okay, i searched "can you lick lipgloss" on the internet.. it came up with this. I read about 3 pages and already your all argueing. Gosh, this is like last year but oh well.

I just needed an answer and your all saying different things.

Idk why im here.. I was just intriged into the convosation. But no one will reply bc this is sooooooooooooo old. (as in u all posted last yr)

So, i guess i wont be on here.. EVER! :)

x

Well even if this is hella old..it's funny as hell!

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Maybe the reason why Im overweight now (sarcastic).....I used to be called the 'lipgloss queen' when I was younger.

lol this made my day

 

Extreme irony: I have just been given a Lush lipbalm as a part of a (belated) Christmas gift. Then I found this thread. Ha! This has made my evening.

Hahaha oh boy, I thought this thread had died already.

Good new! Chapstick just introduced a low-fat / zero calorie lip gloss available in multiple flavors.  It's a bit pricey though.

 

 

Original Post by trhawley:

Good new! Chapstick just introduced a low-fat / zero calorie lip gloss available in multiple flavors.  It's a bit pricey though.

 

Really, Tom? You just had to bring it back?

this post.... *shakes head* .... funnnyyyy

This tread made me laugh on a pretty dreary day. I'm glad it was brought back from the dead!

Original Post by hkellick:

I know how many calories you take in when you.. do something else to a guy. ;p

It's a surprisingly common question ;) 

Ok if we are bringing this thread back, then I'll contribute. Cosmo (source of no useful knowledge but dubious trivia like the following) told me once that if your boyfriend is average, you'll consume (I'm making assumptions here) around 30 calories; semen is mostly carbohydrate and the sperm is mostly protein. Who knew??

When I had anorexia I used to avoid lip balm. And oily moisturisers. And smelling food or touching it. That was the least of it though...

But for all normal people, I think it's safe to say it wasn't the lip balm that was sabotaging your diet

this thread makes my head hurt 

haha, i love this thread! it's especially funny for me, being a recovery anorexic, to read. oh, the calories is ACTUALLY takes to gain weight... :)

if i had to guess i'd say you'd burn more calories raising your pinky finger than you'd take in through chapstick. actually thinking about raising your pinky finer. thinking burns a good amount of calories everyday, no kidding.

envelope glue, honestly. i love you guys. 

I just got some Carmex lip balm.  I like how it feels but I'm wondering if it might have more calories then my old Chapstick, what do you think?  How should I log it?

What if you logged two servings, just to make sure?

That's a good idea.