My list of things not to do again while naked:
Feel free to add things that you've actually done and never want to repeat...pg please, there are 13 year olds on this site!
- Squashing bugs and spiders...unfortunately from time to time spiders decide that my bathroom is a good place to hang out which means that I run into them when I'm bare-assed. This means that even the daddy long legs will die because I get a bit freakish when confronted by bugs and spiders while naked. I'm not too thrilled with them the rest of the time unless they're a daddy long legs.

- Cleaning out the drain...if the drain is slow, that probably means that there is something nasty clogging it up...you really don't want to go there when you're naked, sometimes it's just best to let it go. This morning I pulled a truly vile clump of hair with soap scum and probably mold out from the depths of my drain...I use a hair catcher so I didn't see it until the drain was slow and I went to investigate...truly disgusting.

XD Thats amusing. I wonder WHY spiders like the bathtub so much? I find that they accumulate in my bathroom as well. Its not like I don't use it every day, they just somehow always find the easiest access to the bathtub and then they can't get out. Poor things.
on the ironing thing: never iron the shorts you're about to put on while you're naked, but have already put on your 4-inch wedge sandals. i now have a nasty burn on my upper thigh for standing a little too closely to the edge of the ironing board.
Pick up my kitten when I get out of the shower. Claws...chest....scratches that are hard to explain when wearing a swimsuit...
Lay on the beach. You think it's bad when sand gets in your shorts. Imagine all the places sand can find when you're nekkid.
Original Post by dalmalama:
on the ironing thing: never iron the shorts you're about to put on while you're naked, but have already put on your 4-inch wedge sandals. i now have a nasty burn on my upper thigh for standing a little too closely to the edge of the ironing board.
Hahaha. I finished ironing stuff, and then ended up making whoppie with my boyfriend and he picked me up and put me on the counter where the cooling iron was. I had a ^ shaped scar on my back for a while.
Brushing long hair - not to give tmi but the brush can sometimes hit the nips :s.
Curling irons are also a bad idea when unclothed...those things get hot!
Dancing in front of a window... only to realize that the shades are open. Actually, dancing naked in general is probably not a good idea. But I do it anyway :P TMI I know, I know.
Cooking is also a bad idea. Ow.
Nothing wrong with dancing naked (assuming that you don't mind jiggling while you do your jig), but I can certainly do without the audience!
Original Post by smwhipple:
Nothing wrong with dancing naked (assuming that you don't mind jiggling while you do your jig), but I can certainly do without the audience!
haha, my husband thinks I'm nuts because I dance every time I get out of the shower. I call it the naked dance because it's nothing like all the other crazy dances I do while clothed :P
Sleep naked without a robe nearby. Let's just say fire alarms at 1am scare the crap outta you. Trying to find some shorts and a tank top with a built in bra while blind from lack of contacts is hard enough, trying to find them at 1am with a BLARING SCREAMING ALARM is even harder. Amen.
Well the only thing worse than ironing naked is ironing with the clothes on-- I didn't do it but I noticed my daughter had this weird mark on her hip one day and I asked her about it and she said she tried to iron her pants while they were on cuz she was in a hurry LOL
I've slept in the raw for ages can't think of anything I wouldn't do naked again
Being naked isn't so much of a problem for most things although if you do live with people you usually have to respect their boundaries (so don't want to see my housemate naked, ever!!!)...for me it's more that spiders and gross gunk normally bug me a bit, but I really want the protection of clothes for those situations. I can handle a bug getting near me or maybe even on my hand or foot. And ironing or cooking or hair curling while naked is just downright dangerous sometimes!
Original Post by vicereine:
Brushing long hair - not to give tmi but the brush can sometimes hit the nips :s.
Ooooh that one is very irritating.
Original Post by peacecalilove:
Original Post by vicereine:
Brushing long hair - not to give tmi but the brush can sometimes hit the nips :s.
Ooooh that one is very irritating.
Not sure how hard you guys brush your hair or what kind of brush you use, but that's always been a bonus for me!! ;-)
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