A live-in LOLcat?

I think my kitty, Whiskey, aspires to be a real-life LOLcat.  Everywhere we look, there she is. 

If we're in the kitchen, grabbing a snack, she's on top of the freezer staring at you or in a random cabinet. 

If you're in the living room she's on top of the book shelf staring at you, and these bookshelves are like eight feet tall.

If you're in a bedroom, she's in the closet, on a shelf staring at you.  Or in a drawer staring  at you!

Hell, if you're in one of the other random rooms she's sitting on top of the door staring at you.

The scariest yet?  If you're in the shower she's right there, on top of the shower door, just sitting and staring at you.

I feel like she's waiting for me to snap a picture or is trying to be a pedobear.  Everywhere we are, and it's usually when we start to get intimate that we notice her, she's sitting somewhere above you, staring!

I'M SCARED.

Start taking pictures and giving them captions. I bet they will be hilarious, especially since she is stalking you.

She's sitting on this little TV tray behind my laptop, licking the gravy out of my microwavable dinner.

She's frickin' EVERYWHERE.

Awww!  Post pictures.

Lol thats so cool!
... And creepy at the same time.
It must drive you nuts.
You should definitely start taking pictures of her, you could get some really funny pics!

I have a cat, Smokey, who would follow me around like a little lost puppy. Everywhere I'd go, she'd follow. Mostly, though, so she could sit back on my lap when I sat down again.

Cats are suck.

Wilma/Fred/Docs/Rodrigues'es are Suck

HKs are suck.

Bubba is more subtle in his stalking.  If I sit down, he will show up and flop on his back and look at me upsidedown.  He also has a foot fetish and likes to roll on shoes and socks. 

Your cat is keeping an eye on you to make sure you're safe.  She's guarding the den.  You really should take some pictures! 

Mattie is 11yr old maine coon so she isn't a climber she's a low to the ground cat. she follows me everywhere. She knows I'm sick now so she is babysitting me - she climbs up on the coach behind me and loves on me and then tries to groom my hair. She is  a sweet lovable kitty and sits with me and hub all evening. You should take some pictures.

envy is a subtle stalker.  she definately follows me from room to room.  not a snuggler, though.  but she does sleep in really bizarre positions.  and she also has some serious love for bags.  put one on the ground, and she'll lay on it and poke her head inside, for hours. 

My cat always follows me around all the time.  It is EXTREMELY annoying - plus I am always stepping on him since he is underfoot which caused him to screech or bite me, but he doesn't stop following me.  He obviously adores me, and will stare at me and purr - so I admit that I am very fond of him despite his obnoxious habits. 

Original Post by cellulitedelight:

I think my kitty, Whiskey, aspires to be a real-life LOLcat.  Everywhere we look, there she is. 

If we're in the kitchen, grabbing a snack, she's on top of the freezer staring at you or in a random cabinet. 

If you're in the living room she's on top of the book shelf staring at you, and these bookshelves are like eight feet tall.

If you're in a bedroom, she's in the closet, on a shelf staring at you.  Or in a drawer staring  at you!

Hell, if you're in one of the other random rooms she's sitting on top of the door staring at you.

The scariest yet?  If you're in the shower she's right there, on top of the shower door, just sitting and staring at you.

I feel like she's waiting for me to snap a picture or is trying to be a pedobear.  Everywhere we are, and it's usually when we start to get intimate that we notice her, she's sitting somewhere above you, staring!

I'M SCARED.

Maybe she wants a cheezburger.   

Or, since she seems to love sitting on top of everything, perhaps she aspires to a ceiling cat caption?  lol