what made you laugh today?

post what made you laugh today and spread the happiness!

it can be anything; a joke, a link to a site, video, picture, ooh bloopers are always funny, comedian, parodies etc

hehe ok i'll start :D

what time do you go to the dentist?
tooth hurty!

geddit? e he he...  ok fine it wasnt funny

im sure someone can think of something funnier

your face!! :P

your mom's face!!!

oh, and my awesome joke there.  that also made me laugh.

thanks a lot guys. ¬¬

:P

but you're gonna have to try harder to top my joke ^^

Original Post by attinew:

thanks a lot guys. ¬¬

:P

but you're gonna have to try harder to top my joke ^^

 your mom's face?

The secretary's outfit

Original Post by michachu:

Original Post by attinew:

thanks a lot guys. ¬¬

:P

but you're gonna have to try harder to top my joke ^^

 your mom's face?

 omg im laughing sooo much that my sides are splitting!!!

 no.

 :P

but my mums face IS pretty funny ^^

Original Post by michachu:

Original Post by attinew:

thanks a lot guys. ¬¬

:P

but you're gonna have to try harder to top my joke ^^

 your mom's face?

 hey michy...look up to my post.  joke stealer.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

The first cannibal turns to his mate and says,

"Does this taste FUNNY to you??" 

I've always loved that one. 

Two muffins are in an oven.  One says to the other "Gee, it's hot in here."  The other screams, "Oh my gosh, a talking muffin!"

Hahahahaha- I love corny jokes.

Animaniacs song vids on YouTube! : D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wTz3tSm_FU&am p;feature=related

No matter how many times I watch it, I can't go through the whole thing without laughing.

Original Post by starlitocean:

Original Post by michachu:

Original Post by attinew:

thanks a lot guys. ¬¬

:P

but you're gonna have to try harder to top my joke ^^

 your mom's face?

 hey michy...look up to my post.  joke stealer.

 whoops... sorry.  didn't see it.

When I poked holes in my ceiling to let the water drain out today, I laughed.

I'm still laughing.  And they are all laughing with me, there in my head.

My dog!  All 80 pounds of him tried to climb into a coworkers lap and cuddle! :)

Got a funny email about eating and exercise but the one line that made me laugh the most was....

"They say swimming is good for your figure. Somebody explain a whale to me".

THIS:

Why men should not write advice columns

 Dear John

 I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile  down the road and I had to  walk back to get my husband's
help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is   19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted  him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently.  

 Can you please help?
 Sincerely, Sheila
 

  Dear Sheila 
 

 A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.
 If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none  of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

Original Post by akela9:

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

The first cannibal turns to his mate and says,

"Does this taste FUNNY to you??" 

I've always loved that one. 

I heard a cannibal joke where two cannibals are eating a guy and when they get to his--ahem--groin area the first one goes "Are you enjoying this?" and the second one goes "Oh, yeah, I'm having a ball!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS0GVOQPs0

always makes me laugh

OH OH and this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8

<3 barats and bereta

Say the following out lod, using a funny voice (Elmer Fudd impersonation works best).  I can gaurentee that people around you will find it funny:

I am Sofa King Wee Todd Did.

What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no eye deer.

Where can you find a blind deer with no legs?

Right where you left it.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef.