Madonna and the Cookie Diet
Apparently Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie experienced a decreased libido when he went on the Cookie Diet.
I didn't know about the Cookie Diet so I looked it up. It isn't new. With The Cookie Diet you eat magic cookies that help you manage your appetite when you're trying to diet and eat less. I must say the lynch pin of all my weight loss failure is the fact that I'm hungry. Because of this I am interested in anything that assists me to stop shoveling food into my mouth.
My health and fitness are very important to me and I'm willing to do almost anything to get my act together however I've decided against the cookies.
Here's why: My relationship with Madonna is more important to me. I've been with her since 1983. If I've learned one thing it is to keep Madonna happy. Don't anger her. If it means I have to sacrifice my health and figure to keep Madonna happy, I will.
Unless one of you insists this Cookie Diet is the magic pill I've been searching for.. then.. well I'll explain it to Madonna. I'm sure she'll understand. But you'll have to come with me okay? For backup.
Over the years I've learned something else... my relationship with Madonna is based on her not knowing I exist.
Since 1975, more than 500,000 people have used Dr. Siegal's® COOKIE DIET™ foods to help them reach their goals.
500,000 people in 33yrs...it must be great
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Are Dr. Siegal's cookies delicious? Are they magical? Do they perform miracles? No. They taste good but we wouldn't call them delicious. Delicious cookies make people fat. As for magic and miracles... well... you probably know the answer.
haha I find that line pretty funny (good probably = edible)...and I must be a freak of nature then since I lost weight while still enjoying delicious cookies ;)
its a fad diet fad dieets rarely work dont even try it
I also think there's a company that does weight loss muffins as well. I am pretty sure the only way for me is to eat what I want but limit portions. If I'm DYING for a cookie and I'm going to spend the calories on it than it better be a good cookie. Tasty cookie. Big Chunka Choco... I'll stop.. it sounds like cook porn now.
I'm on the Smart for Life diet and have been for 3 months and have lost 20 pounds. The cookies are not oreos for sure but they do taste good I really like the oatmeal raisin ones.
I also tried Dr Siegels cookies and I really could not take the taste so I tried the smart for life cookies and really have been enjoying the cookies and the program
Sad comment on the state of modern matrimony.
All I gotta say is keep those evil lil' things away from my bf!!!
The diet requires eating six of his specially formulated cookies a day, plus a 300-calorie dinner, for a grand total of 800.
800 calories a day?? No wonder he lost his sex drive, he probably had no energy whatsoever!!!
I don't even have to click a single link or do a google search to tell you anything called the Cookie Diet is a bunch of crap. I mean really
