yo mama
lol dagi, you're a dummy! (still love ya though)
Yo mama is so stinky, she has an expiration date stampted on her ass.
(i don't really know any, my daughter told me that one)
Yo mama is so stinky, she has an expiration date stampted on her ass.
(i don't really know any, my daughter told me that one)
was your daughter trying to tell you something? (actually, that's pretty funny!)
yo mama so fat, her blood type's ragu.
yo mama so fat, her blood type's ragu.
lol
yo mama so fat her blood type is maple actually
yo mama so fat her blood type is maple actually
yo mama so fat, every time she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck.
(ok, i'm running out of mama jokes, i'm just a little jewish girl. someone else join in anytime...)
(ok, i'm running out of mama jokes, i'm just a little jewish girl. someone else join in anytime...)
Yo mama's so fat, she bleeds gravy.
yo mama so dumb, she traded her car for gas money.
uhhhh..... the nerve!! you know what I'm talking about dagi! ;)anyway
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her LMAO
Yo mama so stupid she trips over her cordless phone!
(ewww!)
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said ?Sorry, no professionals.?
lol
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo mamma so stupid when she messed up on the computer she tried to fix it with whiteout
Thanks for making me laugh, girls! My last one (hubby and kids calling)
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mama so dumb, she had to google yo mama jokes!
(ok, me too... but i would've won without the google, thank you...)
(ok, me too... but i would've won without the google, thank you...)
Yo momma so silly she can't hear without her glasses!
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cherrio.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean
yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
lol
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
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