MEH meh meh!
Original Post by nomoreexcuses:No, I mean like the parents my brother deals with as a teacher, who refuse to hear anything negative about their offspring even when the kid is a total discipline problem and bullying other students. Or the guy I know who had a kid and suddenly got offended by something as innocuous as someone saying "Elmo's voice is really annoying" because his 2 year old daughter LOVES Elmo, therefore no one else is allowed to criticize it.Original Post by coffincritter:
Original Post by dreadfulpenny:
Google "punch a baby game" and your wish will come true.
That game was kinda hard. I think "punch a baby" is one of those things that makes me laugh not because it's funny in itself, but because of imagining the types of people it would piss off.
you mean like mothers of babies who've been abused by day care workers?
For more information take a train to Park Slope or just google the term "sanctimommy" which would be quicker.
It's also telling that I see no outrage over post #5 mentioning tripping an old person, despite the fact that elder abuse is a problem too.
Original Post by santonacci:I want to leave out boxes of hamster candy for hamsters and when they look inside the box MUAHAHAHAHA there's no candy!Original Post by hkellick:
I mean, if we can punch babies, surely we can punch adult women.
And squirrels. They're up to something, I know it.
Original Post by moonikins:
Well, I feel like tying up an adult male in front of the TV and tuning it to receive only figure skating programs and then placing the remote out of reach.
ouch!
mooni plays hard ball
Original Post by moonikins:
Well, I feel like tying up an adult male in front of the TV and tuning it to receive only figure skating programs and then placing the remote out of reach.
That wouldn't work on my hubby - he likes to watch figure skating.
Changing the channel to the 700 club on the other hand...
Heh. Mine watched those shows all the time - he felt it was neccessary to keep an eye on what they were doing. Know thine enemy, and all that. :)
But then, he was a big proponent of starting his own cult. He figured that the only way to belong to one was to be at the top of the food chain.
Santo: agree about squirrels. They's jittery critters.
Original Post by coffincritter:
I want to leave out boxes of hamster candy for hamsters and when they look inside the box MUAHAHAHAHA there's no candy!
you have just taken this post to a whole new level of cruelty.
Original Post by kathygator:
But then, he was a big proponent of starting his own cult. He figured that the only way to belong to one was to be at the top of the food chain.
It's one of the more effective methods of leeching money off the gullible public outside of bankrupting a multinational mortgage securities firm.
Speaking of which, my First Assembly of the Cocoa Cheese Puff is still accepting all pareidolia susceptible chocolate and cheese lovers.
Original Post by pgeorgian:
if i had one, schnood - no, wait...like my reputation isn't bad enough around here....
I have absolutely no doubt, at all, that you would make an extraordinarily good mother, Pg. (you ain't foolin' any of us) :)
Original Post by santonacci:
Original Post by kathygator:
But then, he was a big proponent of starting his own cult. He figured that the only way to belong to one was to be at the top of the food chain.
It's one of the more effective methods of leeching money off the gullible public outside of bankrupting a multinational mortgage securities firm.
Heh. He was convinced the world is comprised only of suckers and shills.
Original Post by kathygator:
Original Post by santonacci:
Original Post by kathygator:
But then, he was a big proponent of starting his own cult. He figured that the only way to belong to one was to be at the top of the food chain.
It's one of the more effective methods of leeching money off the gullible public outside of bankrupting a multinational mortgage securities firm.
Heh. He was convinced the world is comprised only of suckers and shills.
which are you? o.O
Original Post by santonacci:
Original Post by moonikins:
Well, I feel like tying up an adult male in front of the TV and tuning it to receive only figure skating programs and then placing the remote out of reach.
That wouldn't work on my hubby - he likes to watch figure skating.
Changing the channel to the 700 club on the other hand...
*spasms*
Nooooooooooo!!!!
a sucker, of course :D
Original Post by moonikins:
Well, I feel like tying up an adult male in front of the TV and tuning it to receive only figure skating programs and then placing the remote out of reach.
Or a "What not to Wear" marathon.
Original Post by tommywantwingy:
Original Post by moonikins:
Well, I feel like tying up an adult male in front of the TV and tuning it to receive only figure skating programs and then placing the remote out of reach.
Or a "What not to Wear" marathon.
And here we are, to an even worse level of cruelty.
Just tell the poor sucker what he did wrong and give him a chance to make it up to you, no need to be cruel.
Original Post by smwhipple:
Just tell the poor sucker what he did wrong and give him a chance to make it up to you, no need to be cruel.
Wait, which sucker again?
There is a need for cruelty, for in cruelty, there is justice.
Original Post by hkellick:
Original Post by tommywantwingy:
Original Post by moonikins:
Well, I feel like tying up an adult male in front of the TV and tuning it to receive only figure skating programs and then placing the remote out of reach.
Or a "What not to Wear" marathon.
And here we are, to an even worse level of cruelty.
I'm upping the ante. Make him watch a "Bridezilla" marathon, all the while a teaser line running across the bottom of the screen says which sports game just ended, but doesn't give the score.
Original Post by moonikins:
Original Post by hkellick:
Original Post by tommywantwingy:
Original Post by moonikins:
Well, I feel like tying up an adult male in front of the TV and tuning it to receive only figure skating programs and then placing the remote out of reach.
Or a "What not to Wear" marathon.
And here we are, to an even worse level of cruelty.
I'm upping the ante. Make him watch a "Bridezilla" marathon, all the while a teaser line running across the bottom of the screen says which sports game just ended, but doesn't give the score.
Meh. I call.
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