MEH meh meh!

I just wanna punch a baby or something today!

Original Post by hkellick:

Some men don't mind being tied up ;)
Just be sure to untie them afterwards ;)

Is there something you wish to share with the class?

I trump you all with a "Say Yes to the Dress" marathon. No man would survive with his testicles intact.

Ewwwwwww, "Say Yes to the Dress" would do him in for sure. Let's add on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and "Trading Places".

Original Post by moonikins:

Ewwwwwww, "Say Yes to the Dress" would do him in for sure. Let's add on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and "Trading Places".

Wait. Hold on.

Queer Eye was amusing. I don't think that'll feminize him. He may actually get something out of it too.

Why don't they have A Lesbian Eye for the Straight Gal?

Original Post by trhawley:

Why don't they have A Lesbian Eye for the Straight Gal?

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Sometimes, Tom, I have to question your sanity.

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by moonikins:

Ewwwwwww, "Say Yes to the Dress" would do him in for sure. Let's add on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and "Trading Places".

Wait. Hold on.

Queer Eye was amusing. I don't think that'll feminize him. He may actually get something out of it too.

I wasn't trying to feminize him. I was torturing him. Don't tell him it'll educate him. That's just a bonus.

Original Post by trhawley:

Why don't they have A Lesbian Eye for the Straight Gal?

Because straight women already know they're not supposed to wear flannel shirts every day and cut their hair into a mullet.

Original Post by moonikins:

Original Post by trhawley:

Why don't they have A Lesbian Eye for the Straight Gal?

Because straight women already know they're not supposed to wear flannel shirts every day and cut their hair into a mullet.

 Hehe!  Exactly!

What to force a man to watch that he's guaranteed to hate?

How about the sheer torture of a Sex and the City 3 hour epic with a specially written guest role for Edward the Sparkly Vampire from Twilight?

Seriously, I've had guy friends freak just because I mentioned having gone to see those things. I didn't even say the guys should watch them with me. They freaked at the very mention of those things.

Original Post by trhawley:

Why don't they have A Lesbian Eye for the Straight Gal?

 Or just Queer Eye for the Straight Gal.

I need a lot of help. :)

Original Post by trhawley:

Why don't they have A Lesbian Eye for the Straight Gal?

 There used to be a Strait Plan for the Gay Man.

Original Post by moonikins:

Original Post by trhawley:

Why don't they have A Lesbian Eye for the Straight Gal?

Because straight women already know they're not supposed to wear flannel shirts every day and cut their hair into a mullet.

HaHaHa!!! That's freaking hilarious!

I feel a Steven Wright quote is in order here:

"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' "

wow.

See what you started.

yikes, what a topic. Can't say I ever wanted to punch a baby myself, people don't normaly annoy me until they can talk.

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by smwhipple:

Just tell the poor sucker what he did wrong and give him a chance to make it up to you, no need to be cruel.

Wait, which sucker again?

 In regards to that link -- you accidentally found the worst way to torture somebody, methinks.  Send them to Humboldt.  I /HATE/ Arcata with a bloody passion. -.-  I hope it falls into the ocean.

/end venom and random thread hijack

- vanishes back into hiding -

I don't like babies.

So. . . . clearly not a breeder.

Wanna breed? -- Llug in Willow