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Do vegetarians lick stamps or give BJs? Or are they off the menu?

Original Post by buggyhair:

Do vegetarians lick stamps or give BJs? Or are they off the menu?

 Or are they on the menu for vegetarians but not vegans since nothing dies, but it comes from an animal?

Maybe it depends on what the owner has been eating?  And it does die when you swallow...

Hey, do you need to budget for the calories?  How many calories are there, anyway?

How far do you want that stamp to go? *applies several more tongue lashings*

Original Post by runesplendor:

Maybe it depends on what the owner has been eating?  And it does die when you swallow...

Hey, do you need to budget for the calories?  How many calories are there, anyway?

 i looked it up.. its a small calorie amount and an incredible protein amount for the calories. I wish I could remember or had saved it!

But yeah, you should totally swallow.

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

Original Post by runesplendor:

Maybe it depends on what the owner has been eating?  And it does die when you swallow...

Hey, do you need to budget for the calories?  How many calories are there, anyway?

 i looked it up.. its a small calorie amount and an incredible protein amount for the calories. I wish I could remember or had saved it!

But yeah, you should totally swallow.

 But what about vegans!! Can they swallow or would that go against the whole vegan belief? 

What about that whole organic debate?

Original Post by buggyhair:

What about that whole organic debate?

 It's no longer the organic debate. 

It's the zombganic debate.

Or is it organ ick?

Original Post by buggyhair:

Or is it organ lick?

 bedit.

Chu? Are you talking with your mouth full?

Original Post by buggyhair:

Chu? Are you talking with your mouth full?

 Not yet! =P

*dangles a "carrot"*

I think it's automatically organic.

But always remember "never eat mystery meat"

Original Post by cptbunny:

I think it's automatically organic.

Anatomically correct?

Original Post by turtles_all_the_way_down:

But always remember "never eat mystery meat"

Right. Right. *makes note to always get a name & phone number*

you **** guzzling, stamp licking vegetarians are all the same...

You want thighs with that?

Wait.  If a guy ingests his own semen does that make him gay?

I heard you're only gay if you're on the bottom.