Michael Jackson Jokes I've heard today.

(if your sensitive about him do not read! or if your easily offended!)

Michael Jackson had so much plastic in his face they are going to recycle him and make him into toys so that the kids can play with him now.

Have you heard Farrah Faucet's dying wish? She wished that all the children in the world would be safe.

So god killed Michael Jackson.

Michael has been confirmed dead. He was found by paramedics at his home lying on the floor blowing bubbles.

The monkey is said to be in a stable condition.

I haven't heard any news one, but here is a classic:

Why was Michael Jackson shopping at Target?

He heard that boy's pants were half off.

Obviously I shouldn't post in here, but I'm just wondering why people find molestation funny.

Molestation isn't funny.  I was molested as a youngster.  It wasn't/isn't funny in the least.

I don't find jokes like these distasteful because they're jokes.

Jokes are Jokes.

get outta here if you don't wanna join in on the funnies.

Original Post by jewelsmcblah:

I haven't heard any news one, but here is a classic:

Why was Michael Jackson shopping at Target?

He heard that boy's pants were half off.

AWESOME.

I'm leavin' I'm leavin' I just think molest/rape/murder jokes are more sick than funny. :x

Carry on!

BRING ON THE SIIIIIIICKNESS!

Out of respect, McDonalds has released the McJackson Burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns

Original Post by gg80:

Out of respect, McDonalds has released the McJackson Burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns

HAHAHAHA!

Michael jackson is comfirmed dead. Believed to have drowned in the Hudson river. He was found bobbing up and down on a buoy.

your jokes are totally over my head ggallin.

im gonna be callin you ggallin

sorry, I work at a sick place.

Original Post by gg80:

sorry, I work at a sick place.

huh? no? I just don't get the jokes?

I got a text like

"Michael Jackson has died today, but of food poisoning. He ate four year old wieners."

well maybe pronounciation complicates...

here we pronounce bouy as 'boy' while as maybe you pronounce it as "boo-ey"

you'll get this one.

MJ requested on his death bed that his ashes be package into a box of rice bubbles so that he can have the feeling of passing through a 10 yr olds a** one more time.

Lewis Black on MJ

*Knock* *Knock*
Who’s there?
Not Micheal Jackson.

Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
He didn’t want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

Found a whole whack of them

Original Post by jewelsmcblah:

*Knock* *Knock*
Who’s there?
Not Micheal Jackson.

Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
He didn’t want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

Found a whole whack of them

Yes!

Did you hear the thunder today?

Yes.

That wasn't thrunder. That was Elvis Presley up in Heaven.

Really?

Yes, he was kicking Michael Jackson's ass for marrying his daughter.