These recent music posts have been fun. I'd like to hear some of your misheard lyrics--what you thought the words were
The one that stands out in my mind is the one song that sounds like "revved up like a douche"
Can't think of any of the top of my head.
Love this website though. Kiss This Guy
Desmond Dekker.... "Oooooo...oooohhh..... me ears are alight......"
I also used to think that when we sang about the Queen in the National Anthem that we wanted God to 'send her Victorias'..... wondering why girls called Victoria were special.
Garth brooks (i know, i know) alabama clay:
misheard "...his d*ck was red like alabama clay..." instead of "...his neck was...."
I like my version better though...makes crappy music that much more entertaining.
Original Post by huggitbear:
These recent music posts have been fun. I'd like to hear some of your misheard lyrics--what you thought the words were
The one that stands out in my mind is the one song that sounds like "revved up like a douche"
You're talking about "Blinded By The Light." I thought the exact same thing. As recently as last week, I finally looked it up to make sure that he WASN'T saying "douche."
When I was younger, I thought that in "Always Be My Baby", Mariah Carey was saying "Sean Connery's a feeling me strong" instead of "Time can't erase a feeling so strong" lol
Original Post by ratinhat88:
When I was younger, I thought that in "Always Be My Baby", Mariah Carey was saying "Sean Connery's a feeling me strong" instead of "Time can't erase a feeling so strong" lol
Given Carey's track record of bats in the belfry, you probably didn't hear it wrong... 
lol, you could be right :)
In the new Pussycat dolls song 'when i grow up' my boyfriend and stepfather both thought they were singing 'when i grow up i want to have boobies' instead of groupies. LOL. My little sister got so mad at them.
Original Post by ratinhat88:
Original Post by huggitbear:
These recent music posts have been fun. I'd like to hear some of your misheard lyrics--what you thought the words were
The one that stands out in my mind is the one song that sounds like "revved up like a douche"
You're talking about "Blinded By The Light." I thought the exact same thing. As recently as last week, I finally looked it up to make sure that he WASN'T saying "douche."
When I was younger, I thought that in "Always Be My Baby", Mariah Carey was saying "Sean Connery's a feeling me strong" instead of "Time can't erase a feeling so strong" lol
So I know he isnt saying douche, but what is he saying?? I still cant figure it out.
"Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night". .... and it makes even less sense!
Original Post by keb1984:
My little sister got so mad at them.
It's a very fertile ground for us parents to annoy the ankle-biters.... 
Deliberately mis-hear the lyrics or - even worse - sing one of their cool tunes around the house in a jovial upbeat fashion... Or just call it a 'cool tune'! (Oh my God I can't believe you just said that it's sooooo embarrassing.... ) Lots of scope...
..dolls song 'when i grow up' my boyfriend and stepfather both thought they were singing 'when i grow up i want to have boobies' instead of groupies. LOL. My little sister got so mad at them.
They are saying groupies?!?!?! I totally thought it was boobies...I'll have to listen more closely next tiem I hear it.
The one that always makes me laugh reeeally hard is "When A Man Loves A Walnut" instead of "When A Man Loves A Woman."
Original Post by gi-jane:
Original Post by keb1984:
My little sister got so mad at them.
It's a very fertile ground for us parents to annoy the ankle-biters....
LOL. So true.
Original Post by swamp_rat:
..dolls song 'when i grow up' my boyfriend and stepfather both thought they were singing 'when i grow up i want to have boobies' instead of groupies. LOL. My little sister got so mad at them.
They are saying groupies?!?!?! I totally thought it was boobies...I'll have to listen more closely next tiem I hear it.
I agree! I had this discussion with some friends and most of us heard boobies too... doesn't matter how hard to listen it still sounds like boobies!
Sloan - Money City Maniacs
"And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in goat jizz" instead of:
"And the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in coke fizz"
My ex used to think that "Big Old Jet Airliner" was saying "Big Hotel in Atlanta!" I laughed my butt off but now when I listen I can totally hear it.
I mentioned to my fiance that maybe we should dance to "love will keep us alive" by the eagles at the wedding, and he vehemently rejected the idea, which was odd because we like the Eagles. On questioning, I found out it is because he thought the song said
"When we're humping, love will keep us alive." Bahahaha
"When we're hungry, love will keep us alive."
My Mom was big into Enya. For the longest time, I thought "sail away, sail away, sail away" (from the song Orinoco Flow) was "save the whales, save the whales, save the whales."
Original Post by huggitbear:
These recent music posts have been fun. I'd like to hear some of your misheard lyrics--what you thought the words were
The one that stands out in my mind is the one song that sounds like "revved up like a douche"
Yeah, I always thought it was "Wrapped up like a douche another rumor in the night"
until someone told me it was "revved up like a deuce another runner in the night" and apparently has something to do with cars.
I remember the first time I heard that old new-wave song "Warm Leatherette" it sounded like he was saying "Warm...little rat" which is probably what I WANTED to hear.
Original Post by gi-jane:
Original Post by keb1984:
My little sister got so mad at them.
It's a very fertile ground for us parents to annoy the ankle-biters....
Kids can also annoy parents by mishearing THEIR songs. My Dad was a Beatles fan and once got annoyed because I sang "Get Back" as "Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman..." But I wasn't trying to be funny I really thought those were the words!
For the record, it's "Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner"
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