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Welcome to the Daily Chat.

*settles in*

I LOVE STEPHEN COLBERT.

that is all.

I have never listened to Stephen Colbert... So I have no opinion on this particular topic

time for lolanimals of the day.

yay

 Stephen Colbert quote

Original Post by nomoreexcuses:

yeah, our customers are the super-rich and apparently, they've taken quite a hit and are scaling back on their extravagant expenses too, so they'll be sending their kids to less expensive boarding schools.

i look at financial blogs regularly

we're not in recovery yet.  we're in This sucks slightly less than before.

really weird thing - they've just built and are about to open a new toyota dealership in our town  o.O

 Heh.  Some dealerships are even hurting for salespeople, from what I hear.

Original Post by leslazz:

     “I can't prove it, but I can say it.”  kilitos

 Stephen Colbert quote

 I am so sad. The links don't work for me. :( *sob*

link doesnt work for me either.

i also <3 Stephen Colbert.  And Jon Stewart.

and I guess I should .. I dunno... do some work or something

maybe I can come back later.

*****hugz to all*****

Sorry CDC, try this one here

Have a good day Nomo!

yay it worked!

See, you have to have heard him say these things to read them right. LOL

SC is awesome. I thought I hearted jon stewart but then I dumped him for SC. I mean, when stephen is unavailable I'll go to jon. A girl has needs. But if I have a choice its always Colbert! :D

I like them both also, but Jon's self-depreciating humor is more my style.

I'd be hard pressed to kick either of them out of bed for eating crackers though! :::giggle, giggle:

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

jon_stewart quotes

huh? crackers?

i don't watch either of them. so i dunno the inside jokes.

so i was just a cliche receptionist and painted my nails at my desk.  :)

but its not my fault...my coworker brought me nail polish.  and it's called strawberry and is bright pink!

(since when are strawberries pink?)

it should be called half-ripe strawberry.

it's not even noon and i'm ready to give up on today.. uuggghhh.  someone have a good joke?  or.... can someone send some sun over my way?  or better yet, come work for me?!

Original Post by thesuperbex:

it's not even noon and i'm ready to give up on today.. uuggghhh.  someone have a good joke?  or.... can someone send some sun over my way?  or better yet, come work for me?!

 How can you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

Its not hard.

haha...**facepalm**

buaha.. i just chuckled outloud in my cube.  thanks cdc! :D

i never thought about that too indepth.  being a guy in the nude surrounded by hot naked chicks could be.. h.. difficult?! 

What's the difference between a big mac and a hand job?

Don't know? C'mon.. lets go to mcdonalds.