Monkey around on Monday!

Lets chat!

Ok, I'm doing laundry....

I swear my 6 yr old girl wears 10 outfits a day!!!

It seems like my husband goes through that many socks!  I need to do laundry tonight.

Women Are Evil By Nature...


A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.

That, my friends, is proof that even women love poop jokes.  They're just afraid to admit it.

We never denied it :)

*grabs a banana and swings into the post*

I got a little time to kill before my meeting.  how's everyone doing today?

I'm doing GRRRRRREAT!  and yourself Lily? (and anyone else for that matter)

Great....

Smurfing boards this morning.

How was everyone's weekend?

Good morning guys :-)  Here's one for you:
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, But I aint' givin' him any of mine." Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to "take care of." I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, So I simply MUST keep all MY cows." They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son- of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point. First Bull: "Ahem ... You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend." Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for an argument." They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting. First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it." Third Bull: "Shoot, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm A bull!!

i'm doing good.  weekend was great.  went apple picking and then to a violent femmes concert.  it rocked.  and guys whistled at me :-)  which normally i would be offended by that ;-) but i was feeling saucy that night.....and wearing practically just a vest with a tie tucked in.  It was odd but hot!  :-)  Generally I don't like attention, especially if it involves me showing skin, but I was just into it that night.  I dunno :-)

Mine was pretty good I had both pizza and steak this weekend woohooo....

Had a pretty good weekend - On Sunday we went to a brunch at the boyfriend's grandparents' and then had friends over to watch football and drink beer.  Hilarity ensued

lol Bull joke

Had a fabulous weekend - actually had all of last week off.  Now I've got the double whammy of facing Monday and the pile of stuff left from last week :-)

I love the rain...

ooh, avant, that doesn't sound like fun.

I'm doing okay. I overdid some exercise this weekend and my lower back is really stiff so I'm enjoying having a desk job today.

I'm kinda sore too - all over my back but that I think is a good thing I'm doing balance ball stuff and my back has always had chronic pain so I'm hoping that i'm strengthening core/back muscles and that if I just keep it up it'll go away.

Yeah returning after holidays is always a challenge :-)  It does help that it's pouring rain here too, so I'm happy to be in the office and not outside!

Yoga is good for srengthening your back and core muscles too.  I find it's also relaxing so it helps with all the tension at the end of the day.

I think rainy days make good work days...