What was your most embarrasing moment?

I thought this would be a fun topic so I'll start!

When I was young (around 9 or 10) I was at church and I was running around when I tripped and fell and caught myself by grabbing on some ladies butt cheeks!! I didn't mean to but that was the first thing that was there!! I was so embarrased I ran out of the room as fast as I could!

Lets all laugh at eachother now, your turn!

Ok, I won't laugh at you now spit it out!

I'm hoping to have mine at the August DC meetup... :-)

You guys are no fun. :-P

I was on my high school baseball team. One day I was in my full uniform, the tight pants, metal spikes, everyting and I was walking over to this table full of the "hot girls" that I really liked, you know, just trying to impress them, show off the uniform. Right when I stepped on the slick asphalt in my metal cleats I fell flat on my ass. Not only that I ended up kicking one of the girls in the shin with my metal cleats and she had to go to first aid. She had this huge gash and bruise on her leg...and I had a huge bruise on my ego. I wasn't very popular with that group of girls after the incident!

Ha! That's funny, sorry I'm not laughing at you, I said I wouldn't so... yea. Anyone else?

Well...

**If you're a guy, I wouldn't read this***

I got my second period when I was 11, and we went to Busch Gardens.  I didn't have any "protection" because I was young and too shy to tell my mom (no clue why) as we were on vacation.  Well, we went on a water ride, and I was soaked.  I noticed some guys looking at me, and I was like WTF... A little while later I looked down at my socks and they were reddish orange from blood dripping down my legs.. So horribly gross, and so embarrassing..

Oh man! Period stories! Thank God I've never had any noticeable accidents! *knock on wood*

Yeah, period stories are the worse.. Ahh, the joys of being a woman.

Okay maybe this is TMI but yesterday I was getting REALLY frustrated trying to put in my BC (the ring) and I'm cursing up a storm and my poor fiance comes into the bathroom and he's like "Whats wrong" I'm like "I wish I had a penis!!"

I was extremely shy when I was younger.  The entire six grade class (about 200 kids) were in the gym practicing for DARE graduation.  It was going long and I was too shy to ask to go to the bathroom in front of everyone.  So, I peed my pants in front of the entire 6th grade class.  6th grade is way too hold for that type of thing.  I didn't go to school for three weeks.

Ha ha!  I have a similar story as the OP ... when I was in junior high I went to a pool party at a friend's house.  There were some older high school girls there that I played basketball with an idolized.  So we were messing around and I went to grab one of the older girls' shoulders to give her a pretend shake ... only she lifted her arm and I grabbed her right in the boob!  omg, I was mortified.

Lol.. That's funny.. Is that ring a good idea?  I've been thinking about doing it, but don't know the pros/cons.

Having a penis would be a lot easier.. No blood or strange liquids, lol.. But, you couldn't get excited in public without pitching a tent.

LOL That's funny, so what did the girl say or do?

lol @ pitching a tent! yea, so far so good, and it's usually easy to get in I don't know why yesterday I was having such a problem!

fallingstars- Nope.. There's no getting away with that in sixth grade..

Lysistrata- that had to be embarassing..

lilbory-- I think i'll go to the clinic sometime and give that thing a try.. Don't need any baby Fernando's (my bf) running around!!

Oh god, I remember having my period leaking out.

Mine...I can't remember. Too many probably.

This isn't funny, but I was mortified and felt horrible, nonetheless..

I used to sell shoes..  Usually the hand you write with is the foot that's bigger (i.e. i'm left handed with a bigger left foot). Well, I'd ask people which hand they write with so I could figure out which foot to measure (since it was usually bigger).  Well, a mom and her 3 little girls came in, and one of them needed a pair of shoes.  I asked her which hand she wrote with, and literally just as I finished saying that I noticed she didn't have a right hand... OMG, I felt like the scum of the earth and I felt so horrible about saying that to that poor little girl.  Her and her mom exchanged looks, I really hope they realize I didn't do it in a mean way, I just hadn't realized it... My God I wanted to die... That poor kid.

OMG I would be mortified too but you didn't know. Sometimes I wanna ask girls if they are pregnant (skinny girls show the baby bump more) but I'm scared to because if I'm wrong they'll be pissed so I keep my mouth shut.

ok, I've got an embarrassing moment for ya....

I was running in a track meet in junior high and had ended up with a crappy uniform that was too big for me.  So I started running the 800 and my shorts kept falling down and so i had to keep hiking them up durring the race then finally at the end i was like F## this i need to sprint!  And the story ends with everyone seeing my poo underware!

Don't ask the pregnant question!!! Trust me, it's not worth it if you're wrong.