my most embarrassing moment...

i sure you've all had an embarassing moment, and i'm sure everyone would love to hear about it!
come and share your experiences, we won't judge!

one of my most embarrassing moment was when my mums car broke down and i was in it. I lay down so no one could see my face (yes, i was a little paranoid back then) and went to sleep for a while. a policeman came up and asked who was laying down and i popped up. he said 'dear, you are exposing yourself'. i was very confused until i glanced down and realised that my skirt had been hitched up very high and my eyesore of pants were on show.

ok its not that big but my other embarrassing moment is even wierder.

My most embarrassing moment was in karate class when it was TOTM and I was wearing a pad that came loose somehow. I did a roundhouse kick and it flew out of the pants leg! YUK!!!!

Mine was walking across my entire college campus with my skirt tucked into my panties in the back. It was warm weather, no tights or anything. And this was like 15 years ago. But I walked across the entire campus like that and NO ONE said ANYTHING!!!!!! Until finally a girl that I knew stopped me and told me.

Mortifying!

I had a hot bod back then (still kinda do, he he) so I guess not too too bad... it's funny now. But utterly humiliating at the time.

everything always seems funnier after a year or so

once i was in a swimming pool in portugal and i was trying to show my friend that i could do a rolypoly underwater. i did it but as i was coming up the strap from my swimming suit came loose and yes, my boob fell out. i didnt realise until my friend (who was very close luckily) quickly snatched the strap and covered me up again. i turned aroun and saw an old man laughing to himself (how rude!) but it was terrible. i have a fear of doing rolypolys now. and whenever i see my friend, its only a matter of time before she says something along the llines of 'Remember when your boob fell out?'.

somehow most of my embarassing moments include exposing myself

Original Post by coffincritter:

My most embarrassing moment was in karate class when it was TOTM and I was wearing a pad that came loose somehow. I did a roundhouse kick and it flew out of the pants leg! YUK!!!!

 I can not top this.  I really doubt many people can.

Original Post by coffincritter:

My most embarrassing moment was in karate class when it was TOTM and I was wearing a pad that came loose somehow. I did a roundhouse kick and it flew out of the pants leg! YUK!!!!

 well it certainly is a good method of defense!

Original Post by coffincritter:

My most embarrassing moment was in karate class when it was TOTM and I was wearing a pad that came loose somehow. I did a roundhouse kick and it flew out of the pants leg! YUK!!!!

 OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!! BUT WOW...I can't stop laughing!!!! SO FUNNY!!!!! You poor thing! And, I agree, can't think of a better way to get a predator away from you!

I was in 8th grade.  In the restroom, we all used to stand on the toilet so we could see our whole outfit in the mirror on the opposite wall.  I was standing on the toilet and as I stepped off, my foot slipped and went in the toilet.  I had to wear the shoe the rest of the day - everytime I took a step it make a squish sound and water bubbled out. 

My nickname was Plunger for years.

well my most embarrassing moment was just this past Monday. I had an ob/gyn appointment. I was having a bladder test and it was ttom, very light day but anyway I thought "well he will not have to do an exam so I'm leaving my tampon in", all that he was suppose to do was cath me and to the test. We start talking about my surgery and he decides to do an internal exam only I forgot I had a tampon in, well he begins and WHOOPS I remember and say OH I forgot I'm on my period and have a tampon in, he says good gracious I thought that was the worst case of a yeast infection I've ever seen. ROTFL. I laughed with him and the other two girls in the exam room but let me tell you I thought I'd die of embarrassment. tee hee hee

Two events come to mind, about 20 years apart:

As a pre-teen, I was with my family at a waterslide place and was having a great time. All the boys were noticing me, and watching me, I was boy-crazy even then, and so thrilled, and thought wow I sure am popular here. At one point I went back to the loungers where my parents and their friends were sitting, and my mom's friend loudy announced "oh my god your bathing suit is wide open!!" Apparently it had split all the way up the side ans was just barely being held together by the top and bottom seams. I was totally mortified. After everyone had a good laugh, and I wanted to crawl under the chairs and die, they tried to tell me it wasn't that bad, and I should go back swimming. Yeah right.

In my early thirties, when I was at my heaviest, I was sitting on a little fold-up stool  that collapsed rather dramatically, spilling me to the floor. In public, of course. The stool was rickety and likely would have broken for a regular person too (my bf had unearthed it from the back of his closet and I was the first person to sit on it in probably 10 years)...but you can bet no one who saw was blaming the stool

i was 19, and spending the night at my b/f's parents' house. he and i had been out partying & gotten pretty inebriated...we undressed & passed out in his bed...but at some point i must have gotten up to use the bathroom (i don't remember having gotten out of bed)......

when i woke up in the morning (hungover like nobody's business!) i WAS NOT in the same bed i had fallen asleep in! in fact, i was in the bf's younger (age 14) brother's bed....(remember i mentioned the no clothes part?!).....thank god the brother wasn't in the bed any more! it took me an hour before i could muster up the courage to go downstairs and face everyone. when i got to the kitchen no one made any comments and it was never talked about (to my face at least lol)...can u imagine his surprise when i crawled in to bed with him?! OMG, if it was possible to die from embarrassment i would have! (at that point dying would have been preferable to having to face everyone! lol).  it's one of those "someday this will be funny" moments...and finally i can laugh about it

just thinking about this makes me want to hide with embarrassment...

I was walking through a park wearing a long dress when a strong wind lifted the skirt up, way up... high enough to cover my face and I was wearing a thong. I was was carrying a ton of heavy (fragile) stuff for a wedding and couldn't really drop everything to pull my dress down.. so I did my best to hurry and hide behind a wall where I was finally able to compose myself. I guess I should mention the park is directly across from the Catholic church where the wedding was going to take place... horrible!

not the most embarrassing moment, but this is a pretty bad one that comes to mind.

I was chilling in my dorm room playing some video games by myself, I went to the bathroom and discovered some of those biore pore stripping adhesive pads/bandages.... well I was by myself and I don't know who the owner of them was, but I decided to try it out because no one else was around.  I read that you had to leave them on for like 10-15 mins or something like that.  so I put one on my nose and one on my forehead, then I went back to the video games to kill the wait time.  well I got too involved in the video games and lost track of time, eventually someone knocked on the door and I just went up and answered it without remembering I had those clearing strips on my face.

I opened the door to a bunch of guys all talkin, as soon as I opened it they all stopped.  and they were like "dude what the hell is on your face..." 

ah, I forgot I had them on there, it was pretty f***ing embarassing.  I tried to blew it off like I did this thing all the time and acted like it wasn't weird, but that really didn't work and I caught a lot of **** for that one....

ok

I was 14-15? (a freshman in high school)  a group of kids and i decided to go to the mall to hang out and walk around because non of us really had any money except for a couple of dollars for a soda or something.  there were about 10 of us there.  my mom dropped off four of us and someone else's mom dropped off the other six girls.

so

all the girls in my mom's car exited, and closed the doors including me.  i closed the passenger-side door and stood there to talk to my mom for a while.  (ya, know.... the usual, "don't talk to strangers, behave, have fun" type stuff)

my mom drove away.... and took my wrap-around-skirt with her!!!

YIKES!!

i was left standing there in my Garfield underwear    LMAO!

before i knew it, my mom was already driving down the street and i had NO idea what to do!!  (we didn't have cell phones back then)

anyway... we scrounged up ALL of our money together and ended up with $11. We had to walk through the mall (me in just my undies) to look for clearence sales so that we had enough to by a skirt/pants/shorts.

after a while.. we were able to find a store that had something that was like $10+tax

the REAL kicker was.... a few boys that went to our school were there too(including the boy I LIKED) and they SAW us there walking around!!  EVERYONE was laughing and having a good time.  we told them all about gathering up all our money to get me the new skirt

in the end.... they boys bought us sodas  :D   so it was kinda like we never spent all of our money on my new skirt  ;)

moodymomma, you are a winner!! Thanks for the laugh at work :)