I Named My Weight....Is this Wacked??

OK, so I was talking to someone the other day and I decided that if I really wanted to  get rid of this weight, I needed to give it a personality that i can get rid of....I named my extra weight Gretta (hey there's enough extra to make a small person!)  So when I am trying not to overeat, I say 'Gretta can't have any more'...for example, today I had a yummy cookie.... though it was great i only had ONE and told Gretta she couldn't have the ten cookies that she wanted hahaha  Ok I know this sounds crazy, but I'm a dork, and it makes this eating less thing a lot more fun ;)

So for that year that I was being treated for bipolar, border line schizophrenia, it was the fat talking - hehehehe

I like it.  I'll name mine Bertha

lol. That's funny. I think this might actually catch on. I have no idea what I should call my fat... I'll re-post when I think of something clever! lol.

HAH!  I've never heard of that before.  It's hilarious...and genius!  I guess I will name my remaining one pound (lol) Uno.  Haha.  Uno the pound.  Go away, Uno!  I don't like you. ^^

loves it!   I'm naming my weight....  Lola 

l-o-l-a lolaaa  

I want to get rid of lola because she has roughly the same personality as Jan from the office... betch!  Thinking she can just move on in and take over my condo... psht! whev!   

well thanks for the support guys, happy to share the fun!! lol

This is FABULOUS!

My alter ego shall henceforth be known as Claire.....(from the Breakfast Club.  "Isn't that a fat girl's name?")

My extra weight is Smudge

LMAO. I'm gonna copy you. My extra 40-50 pounds will be called Gertrude. Gertrude doesn't like doing much...just sitting there, threatening to multiply. ;)

lol! that is cool! what a great idea....god knows i've grabbed the fat around my waist or arms often enough and given it a good shake and the evil eye, just as i would my most hated enemy. I've got to find a name for the last 20 lbs....

this is excellent! my flab will henceforth be known as PATRICE:

me: Love the broccoli, Patrice, LOVE IT!

patrice: *gurgle, belch*  ~~shrink~~

Love this. I think I'll call mine Nigel. It's always been men that have given me the most trouble plus this name sounds rather effete like my fat...thinks it knows better than I what's good for me? ;)

hehehe fantastic! mine is now known as Bridget , as in Bridget Jones! "i thought you said she was thin" ;0p

I shall call mine Megan. Because this girl name Megan used to be so mean to me in Junior High! This is perfect, though xD

Awesome.

I'm naming my 10 stubborn pounds, Ann, who used to be the worst roommate ever. I love her, but man, she was a slob.

I don't want to live with Ann anymore. I am kicking her out.

wow what a great idea!! i can't think of a name right now..i'll come back and post one later..my car has a name but i never thought of my weight LOL!!

LOL!!! MAGAROONIE, that's hilarious!!!

I'm torn between Gertrude, Brunhilda and Nancy....

Gertrude just sounds unattractive and unpopular

Brunhilda sounds big and imposing

Nancy sounds mean and stuck up...

Any thoughts???

Hmm, what a cute idea.

Ding dong, the witch is dead.

Which ole witch?

The wicked witch!

Only, I won't be melting her with a bucket of water. Just starving her out! :P