I need to be un drunk

My last drink was at 12:30 am and I still feel it, in a big way.

Help me be un drunk. I need to work in an hour.

what do I do?

coffee and lots of water!

CALL OFF. 

schnood, do you still drive for a living?

If she does, you'd better agree with me when I say call off!  And if memory serves me correct, she delivers medication, another thing I do not recommend doing while tipsy.

Just call your boss, explain your situation.  It's better than showing up for work still drunk.

judging by the clock, we may be too late.

If she's really drunk and she really still drives for work, she deserves whatever hell comes her way.  Unfortunately, others she may encounter don't deserve to join her for the ride.

I hope for the sake of the people she'd encounter she's passed out in bed right now.

Jesus christ CD there's no way in hell I would drive if I was still drunk. I fell back asleep for a while and when I got up I still have a hell of a hangover and feel like I could puke my brains out but I had to go in anyway. There is no liquor left in my system. I only had 2 drinks and my last one was at midnight, I know, lightweight

Mmmm I don't miss the hangovers. Glad I quit!

Original Post by itsbutters:

Mmmm I don't miss the hangovers. Glad I quit!

I can't really quit because I don't really drink. I drink probably once a month IF that.

Original Post by schnooder:

Original Post by itsbutters:

Mmmm I don't miss the hangovers. Glad I quit!

I can't really quit because I don't really drink. I drink probably once a month IF that.

 Yeah, I can't stop droppin' acid because I don't drop acid but I still enjoy the trip.

Original Post by schnooder:

I can't really quit because I don't really drink. I drink probably once a month IF that.

For future reference: Drink a glass of water in between alcoholic ones to avoid hangovers, and make sure you have food in your stomach (I recall high carbs helping out a lot in college).

Breakfast food or pizza works like a charm.