How many (negative) calories in Lip Gloss & comments about snuggies

You have to read this to believe it but don't believe everything you read, right?

(Edited title for clarity.)

Snuggies order one now and get a second snuggie for shipping and handling only.

Yikes, squared.

i'm not sure which is more bizarre... the lip gloss appetite suppressant, or that tom is reading about lip gloss

::giggles::

*admires tom's glossy pink lips*

;D

Real men get chapped lips too.  ;-)

[deleted inappropriate, non-funny, politically incorrect reference]

Yikes, again!

have you tried burt's bees lip balm?  that's what i use.

i hate having chapped lips

i dislike having chapped anything actually...

next there will be caffeine in astro-glide.

Original Post by kathygator:

next there will be caffeine in astro-glide.

 Maybe thats for those who can't afford viagra.

Also, have you ever gotten addicted to chapstick? It can happen!

"I wish I had a lip gloss that would curb my appetite"

Seriously who thinks that? That makes about as much sense as I wish I had a pair of sneakers that would do my taxes.  I don't get it.

Original Post by lulufit:

Original Post by kathygator:

next there will be caffeine in astro-glide.

 Maybe thats for those who can't afford viagra.

Also, have you ever gotten addicted to chapstick? It can happen!

- laffs- That's so Funny! :)

I wish I had a lip gloss that curbed my dropping of F-Bombs.

Original Post by bagga:

I wish I had a lip gloss that curbed my dropping of F-Bombs.

 Oh me too I'd pay good money for that

Original Post by lulufit:

Original Post by kathygator:

next there will be caffeine in astro-glide.

 Maybe thats for those who can't afford viagra.

Also, have you ever gotten addicted to chapstick? It can happen!

 Yup! My lips are addicted to chapstick

Hm. People would have to be licking their lips a lot, right? In order for it to work as an appetite suppressant? It must be a natural habit for some to lick their lips a lot. It's understandable that they would need chap stick more so than others. Those that are constantly licking their lips would ultimately dry them out. Right? o_O It would just be causing people to need more,ect. Just like breathing through your mouth dries them out.

 It encourages people to lick their lips a lot. I'm not sure if that's such a good thing in general.It wouldn't matter to someone that already does it... However, it may just give some people a new bad habit causing dry lips.

I've actually heard some people ask how many calories are in their lip gloss, Lol. I thought this was another one of those threads. Someone worried about how many extra calories their lip gloss was contributing to their daily intake. I figured ... Some company was now marketing 0 calorie lip gloss!

Original Post by j9gwen:

"I wish I had a lip gloss that would curb my appetite"

Seriously who thinks that? That makes about as much sense as I wish I had a pair of sneakers that would do my taxes.  I don't get it.

 OMG!!

i peed my pants can't stop laughing that the "sneakers-doing-taxes" comment!!

* sigh *

such a great day to have the giggles too... now that everyone here (in the computer lab) is givin' me the "evil eye" for interrupting them  ;)

ah well... sucks to be them  ;)

ps..

i wish i had a toothbrush that did my homework for me  :D

Original Post by j9gwen:

"I wish I had a lip gloss that would curb my appetite"

Seriously who thinks that? That makes about as much sense as I wish I had a pair of sneakers that would do my taxes.  I don't get it.

 

Lol!  Thank you! Reading that comment caused my drink to come out my nose. >_<!  Good laugh.

Original Post by moodymomma1977:

ps..

i wish i had a toothbrush that did my homework for me  :D

 Hahaa! ... I find this joke so amusing any which way it's turned apparently. Good times, Lol.

Oh my god....this is about as ridiculous as the mineral bottled water for dogs....People are seriously hurting for money aren't they? What will they think of next?

I'm almost afraid to find out. :/

Nothings as bad as the SNUGGIE though.....

Original Post by kathygator:

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Yikes, again!

 

 Actually, I think your inappropriate, non--funny, politically incorrect reference is way more effective at curbing appetite then lip gloss will every be.  On the other hand, being at a party where all the women are constantly licking their lips might be kind of interesting (in an inappropriate, non-funny, politically incorrect way.)

what about women constantly licking their lips at a party wearing only a snuggie?