I could never date a ________________!

Fill in the blank.

I could never date a teetotaler. 

 And I think I'd have a hard time with a vegetarian but I'd be willing try as long as they were acepting of my omnivorism.

I probably should date a teetotaler, but I think I'd have a tough time with that too, Tom.

I couldn't date a bigot.

racist 

homophobe

I could never date a pedophile.

I could never date an alcoholic, opiate addicted, butt smoking, out of work guy.

does the fact that I'm looking through everyone's answers (racist, bigot, homophobe, "butt smoker," whatever that is) and thinking "but what if I could turn him around?" reveal way too much about me?

Oh. I thought of one -- I could never date a Hummer-owner. HA!

 

a jellyfish.

skydiver

piece of pre-Columbian pottery. I simply don't have the skills or the education, plus I'd need a plasma oxidation apparatus for carbon-dating.

politician or a doctor - they'd never have time for me!

drug addict.  or someone who refused to eat vegetables.  or someone who didn't respect and love animals.

Someone who was a closeted gay. (People pretty much said ones I would too, but I tried to say something different. :P)

Original Post by kathygator:

piece of pre-Columbian pottery. I simply don't have the skills or the education, plus I'd need a plasma oxidation apparatus for carbon-dating.

LOL

*sends k-gator to archaeology internship* 

Obviously not a racist(what would they want with a mixed girl anyway?), pedophile(I'm too old for them anyhow), anyone who'd been arrested for something like rape or domestic violence in the past, hard-core addicts(be it alcohol or heroin, once it makes you dysfunctional, I don't want to deal.)No anti-choicers or homophobes, but no closet cases in denial either. Guys with kids, never again. No one post-college age who still lives in their parent's house. No one I'm just gonna not have anything in common with, like they're obsessed with sports or Star Trek or whatever.

Wow! So ,I'll overlook smoking, but other than that I guess I'm kind of picky!

Harkonnen. At least not since they lost the spice contract.

Kentuckian

person more jealous than my husband.

I could never date a player.

I could never date someone who is controlling.

I could never date someone who is superficial/materialistic.

I could never date a bible thumper.

 

Original Post by kathygator:

Harkonnen. At least not since they lost the spice contract.

HAHA.  Agreed.  I also must stand up for my fellow Kentuckians and say that we are, in fact, quite date-worthy.