The New Astrology - combination of western & chinese
I like these kinds of things - they amuse me. I came across the book about this at the library.
If you know your zodiac sign and your chinese year sign then you know your 'new astrology' sign
Like, Libra born in 1991, the year of the Goat, is a Libra/Goat
You can read a brief description of your "new" or combo sign here.
I'm a Gemini/Rooster and yep, it describes me. :)
If you know your zodiac sign and your chinese year sign then you know your 'new astrology' sign
Like, Libra born in 1991, the year of the Goat, is a Libra/Goat
You can read a brief description of your "new" or combo sign here.
I'm a Gemini/Rooster and yep, it describes me. :)
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Oooh me. Interesting
The noble and magical Leo/Monkey is one beast you will never tire of learning about. This character has a heart of pure gold, a sterling silver tongue and a mind like a steel trap. He can tickle your funny bone. He will move you to tears. And if you hang around with him long enough, he may even drive you to drink. He's a powerful little devil whose imprint on everything and everyone he touches is indelible. You simply can't rub out the effects of this person's intricate actions. They are magnetic in the extreme. But not always world beaters. Effective in the sex department? Oh yeah. Count on this character to get right under the skin of his sexual partners and sometimes even refuse to...
The noble and magical Leo/Monkey is one beast you will never tire of learning about. This character has a heart of pure gold, a sterling silver tongue and a mind like a steel trap. He can tickle your funny bone. He will move you to tears. And if you hang around with him long enough, he may even drive you to drink. He's a powerful little devil whose imprint on everything and everyone he touches is indelible. You simply can't rub out the effects of this person's intricate actions. They are magnetic in the extreme. But not always world beaters. Effective in the sex department? Oh yeah. Count on this character to get right under the skin of his sexual partners and sometimes even refuse to...
Gemini / Rooster says:
THE COURTLY CAVALIER
The performing Gemini is herein blessed with a complement of the Rooster persuasion. Performance meets grit. Rooster loves to swagger and swashbuckle, wears finery with aplomb and carries it all off as though he'd been born in a backstage wardrobe trunk. Gemini/Roosters, as actors or teachers or doctors or show business personalities, have it all over their competition. Talent? Yes. These people do have a certain amount of interpretive skill. But their strongest card is resilience. This Gemini/Rooster is a walking trampoline. Nothing, not illness, not rejection, not sorrow or self-pity, can keep this good person down. The sex lives of attractive Gemini/Roosters are epic. Everybody wants to sleep with this gorgeous creature. The men are often born Don Juans and the women willing sexual partners. The kind of sex this character gets up to is certainly not ordinary...
I like that resilience part... no comment on that last bit ;)
THE COURTLY CAVALIER
The performing Gemini is herein blessed with a complement of the Rooster persuasion. Performance meets grit. Rooster loves to swagger and swashbuckle, wears finery with aplomb and carries it all off as though he'd been born in a backstage wardrobe trunk. Gemini/Roosters, as actors or teachers or doctors or show business personalities, have it all over their competition. Talent? Yes. These people do have a certain amount of interpretive skill. But their strongest card is resilience. This Gemini/Rooster is a walking trampoline. Nothing, not illness, not rejection, not sorrow or self-pity, can keep this good person down. The sex lives of attractive Gemini/Roosters are epic. Everybody wants to sleep with this gorgeous creature. The men are often born Don Juans and the women willing sexual partners. The kind of sex this character gets up to is certainly not ordinary...
I like that resilience part... no comment on that last bit ;)
Mwuhahaha, it speaks for itself. ;)
THE FLEXIBLE FLYER
First of all, the Aquarius born in a Rooster year often succeeds. And second of all, he frequently fails. The Rooster's swings of good and bad luck go on through the whole of his life, no matter what astrological sign he was born under. However (and here's the big however), Aquarius, the offbeat and aloof sign of brotherly love and general good will, possesses just the quality Roosters have been waiting for to keep them from scratching around in the dust for an errant grain of corn for years until their luck returns. Aquarians are lucid visionaries whose very detachment, although at times maddening, saves the Rooster. This person is an original. Nobody really ever understands him or her or comprehends their outlandish notions. They are loving and true in marriage and family matters. But they are mostly interested in how to beat the system which they always find gets in the way of their personal progress.
Nope. I'm not the least bit interested in beating any system.
Nope. I'm not the least bit interested in beating any system.
I'm a Libra/Goat
THE CONTENTIOUS FLIRT
Ostensibly a dependent lover of beauty and equilibrium, this person claims to need a peaceful environment, but we know better. Librans born in Goat years are testy and quarrelsome people. They love an argument, a good old heated discussion, a challenge. The Libra/Goat requires the regard of his peers. He likes to be looked at, contemplated, taken seriously and admired. To this end, the Libra/Goat will do almost anything?once. Libra/Goats are bit lightheaded; but they are not superficial. They can work intensely and long to reach a goal and often bite off a lot more than it seems they will be able to chew. Admire a Libra/Goat and they will follow you anywhere. Romance is one area where these folks really shine! Candlelight dinners, trips to tropical paradises, downy four poster beds and lacy underwear merely foreplay. Sex is omnipresent in this sensual person's life. He or she knows precisely what to do when....
I think some of it sounds like me, but not all. I'll let you decide. ;)
THE CONTENTIOUS FLIRT
Ostensibly a dependent lover of beauty and equilibrium, this person claims to need a peaceful environment, but we know better. Librans born in Goat years are testy and quarrelsome people. They love an argument, a good old heated discussion, a challenge. The Libra/Goat requires the regard of his peers. He likes to be looked at, contemplated, taken seriously and admired. To this end, the Libra/Goat will do almost anything?once. Libra/Goats are bit lightheaded; but they are not superficial. They can work intensely and long to reach a goal and often bite off a lot more than it seems they will be able to chew. Admire a Libra/Goat and they will follow you anywhere. Romance is one area where these folks really shine! Candlelight dinners, trips to tropical paradises, downy four poster beds and lacy underwear merely foreplay. Sex is omnipresent in this sensual person's life. He or she knows precisely what to do when....
I think some of it sounds like me, but not all. I'll let you decide. ;)
Taurus / Goat
THE VOLATILE DREAMER
This person is, by turns, a taciturn pixie, an industrious nitwit and a brilliant dreamer. Great genius often visits people born Taurus/Goat. And, if properly handled, this inner spark or enormous creative ability can take them far in both worldly and personal development. But without optimum growing conditions, this subject will spend his or her life seeming to putter about, half-finishing projects and only partially realizing dreams. Despite their somewhat delicate natures, these odd people hold claim to some of the most dramatic sexual exploits known to man (and woman). How to explain it? They are both tender and savage in bed.
Hmm..
THE VOLATILE DREAMER
This person is, by turns, a taciturn pixie, an industrious nitwit and a brilliant dreamer. Great genius often visits people born Taurus/Goat. And, if properly handled, this inner spark or enormous creative ability can take them far in both worldly and personal development. But without optimum growing conditions, this subject will spend his or her life seeming to putter about, half-finishing projects and only partially realizing dreams. Despite their somewhat delicate natures, these odd people hold claim to some of the most dramatic sexual exploits known to man (and woman). How to explain it? They are both tender and savage in bed.
Hmm..
Pisces/Dog
THE SARCASTIC SOFTIE
The Pisces born in a Dog year, like all Pisceans only more so, has a tender side that must be nurtured and treated with sincere affection.. Their sensitivity takes the form of nervous touchiness. They don't like to be questioned or contradicted. They are strong-minded but can be weak-willed. There is a charming, childlike quality to these attractive people and one wants to protect them. The Pisces/Dog is usually married. They thrive on security in matters of the heart and don't even mind being bossed around a bit by someone they see as stronger and more capable than they. This person loves the way we all dream of being loved: tenderly and with real deep feeling and romance. if you have to luck to find yourself entwined with a Pisces born in a Dog year, don't disentangle yourself. Stay right where you are and enjoy the ride.
THE SARCASTIC SOFTIE
The Pisces born in a Dog year, like all Pisceans only more so, has a tender side that must be nurtured and treated with sincere affection.. Their sensitivity takes the form of nervous touchiness. They don't like to be questioned or contradicted. They are strong-minded but can be weak-willed. There is a charming, childlike quality to these attractive people and one wants to protect them. The Pisces/Dog is usually married. They thrive on security in matters of the heart and don't even mind being bossed around a bit by someone they see as stronger and more capable than they. This person loves the way we all dream of being loved: tenderly and with real deep feeling and romance. if you have to luck to find yourself entwined with a Pisces born in a Dog year, don't disentangle yourself. Stay right where you are and enjoy the ride.
bf is Scorpio/Pig (ha! I knew it!.... LOL)
THE ADMIRABLE SEDUCER
In his book Animal Farm, George Orwell writes in jest that - all pigs are created equal... but some are more equal than others." The Scorpio/Pig possesses natural magnificence. He's duskier than most Pigs. Scorpio has just what the doctor ordered to remedy that silly piggie credulity: suspicion. It's a good match. This person will surely go a long way in life. Moreover, he or she will be cheered along by many admiring companions. Often, Scorpios born in Pig years are exceptionally good-looking. They have an enigmatic quality that other more direct Pigs would envy. What's more, Scorpio/Pigs know how to dress. Both signs have a taste for the sensually appealing. Watch for elegant décolletages and spiffy smoking jackets.Sex and power are the special provinces of the Scorpio born Pig. These folks wallow in intrigue and often use their sex appeal to win out against fearsome foes. Sensuality oozes out this Pig's very pores. Lovemaking with this rapaciously passionate person is....
is what? what?... never mind... i know ;)
THE ADMIRABLE SEDUCER
In his book Animal Farm, George Orwell writes in jest that - all pigs are created equal... but some are more equal than others." The Scorpio/Pig possesses natural magnificence. He's duskier than most Pigs. Scorpio has just what the doctor ordered to remedy that silly piggie credulity: suspicion. It's a good match. This person will surely go a long way in life. Moreover, he or she will be cheered along by many admiring companions. Often, Scorpios born in Pig years are exceptionally good-looking. They have an enigmatic quality that other more direct Pigs would envy. What's more, Scorpio/Pigs know how to dress. Both signs have a taste for the sensually appealing. Watch for elegant décolletages and spiffy smoking jackets.Sex and power are the special provinces of the Scorpio born Pig. These folks wallow in intrigue and often use their sex appeal to win out against fearsome foes. Sensuality oozes out this Pig's very pores. Lovemaking with this rapaciously passionate person is....
is what? what?... never mind... i know ;)
LEO/CAT THE NOMADIC MANAGER: The old Tiger admonition: "Seek temperance before it's too late". fits the Leo brand of Tiger to a T (as in Tiger). If moderation were to be ignored in this borderline arrogant character, the result would be: haughtiness in dissipation, disobedient self-satisfaction, swaggering tyranny. This is a tricky combination. The fate of an untempered Leo/Tiger could be disastrous. What this Tiger needs most it Love. But with his dashings about, leaping from activity to frenzy, Love sometimes eludes him. He needs to seek, find (and keep) a loving ally who can tuck him safely into bed and tickle his sexual fantasies which, believe me, are many and varied.
How funny Nomoreexcuses. I am Gemini/Rooster too. Thanks for posting the definition, it was me also, your comment and all. Ha ha ; )
Virgo / Cat THE VIRTUOUS PUSSYFOOTER Virgo/Cat is the picture of caution. His first portrait can only be painted after many years of slow and deliberate development. You will never hear him complain, nor will you notice him creeping up on you. This person is sagaciously circumspect, stays out of the way of danger and will even throw away what is most important to him just to keep the peace and dodge conflict. Effective? You bet he is. Make no mistake. Just because the Virgo/Cat is discreet and refined, doesn't mean he can't get plenty done behind the scenes. He flees conflict. Then he works behind the scenes to accomplish great good works. In the bedroom this person is just the pussycat he or she appears to be. Cuddling and affection mean a lot to this creature of comfort. Seduce and nuzzle before use.
hey.. its mainly true.. weird... but I looked at my boyfriend's too, and it was completely wrong :P
and I always thought I was i the year of the rabbit... there wasnt even a rabbit.
yeah, I didn't know that either - cat and rabbit are both for the same year... *shrug*
I haven't read much more of the book yet -- maybe it will explain why.... or maybe it's all just for fun :)
I haven't read much more of the book yet -- maybe it will explain why.... or maybe it's all just for fun :)
It is interesting and fun. Thanks for sharing. :)
I was confused when mine said "Aquarius/Cat" until I read that cat is the same as Rabbit (which I knew I was). Here's what it says about my widdle water-kitty persona:
Aquarius / CatTHE ERUDITE EXPLORER Here is your true-to-life, one hundred percent virgin intellectual. The Aquarian Cat accumulates knowledge for the fun of it. He is curious about everything, and makes indiscriminate studies of practically everyone he comes in contact with. It doesn?t matter whether the subject is edifying or not, Aquarius/Cat wants to know all about it in goriest detail. He?s fascinated by knowledge, facts, information, learning, erudition?and experience. He or she spends a lifetime leaping from book to book, from museum to museum, and from discipline to other discipline. It?s what Cats born in Aquarius like to do?know more. These folks have a varied love life. Always seeking the exotic and different, they often end up married to a person from another culture who speaks ten languages and can teach them all. One thing is sure, if you take up with one of these characters, you will never be bored.
Good Compatibilities - Sagittarius Pig..........
Aquarius / CatTHE ERUDITE EXPLORER Here is your true-to-life, one hundred percent virgin intellectual. The Aquarian Cat accumulates knowledge for the fun of it. He is curious about everything, and makes indiscriminate studies of practically everyone he comes in contact with. It doesn?t matter whether the subject is edifying or not, Aquarius/Cat wants to know all about it in goriest detail. He?s fascinated by knowledge, facts, information, learning, erudition?and experience. He or she spends a lifetime leaping from book to book, from museum to museum, and from discipline to other discipline. It?s what Cats born in Aquarius like to do?know more. These folks have a varied love life. Always seeking the exotic and different, they often end up married to a person from another culture who speaks ten languages and can teach them all. One thing is sure, if you take up with one of these characters, you will never be bored.
Good Compatibilities - Sagittarius Pig..........
TAURUS/ HORSE THE TALENTED TYRANT
Greedy for dominion over others, the Taurus/Horse wants to play the beau rôle in all of life's dramas. The Horse is a prancer and even when housed in the mind and body of the earthbound Taurus, that old pony will kick up his heels, show who's boss and even occasionally throw his rider - just to keep the record straight. How can this egomaniacal demi-genius stop preening long enough to love anyone? Well, the fact is that Love can be the undoing of this Horse. Thunderous love-at-first-sight is not uncommon and often leads this person to ruination. You see, this Horse appears reserved, almost intellectual. But between the sheets, like all good steeds, this Horse is a private dynamo.
LOL, I can associate with Taurus and I can see myself in a Horse but both together? This definately is not me. Although they do get one thing right... I am a dynamo between the sheets. ;-)
EDIT: Wait a minute... what happened to the Rabbit?
Greedy for dominion over others, the Taurus/Horse wants to play the beau rôle in all of life's dramas. The Horse is a prancer and even when housed in the mind and body of the earthbound Taurus, that old pony will kick up his heels, show who's boss and even occasionally throw his rider - just to keep the record straight. How can this egomaniacal demi-genius stop preening long enough to love anyone? Well, the fact is that Love can be the undoing of this Horse. Thunderous love-at-first-sight is not uncommon and often leads this person to ruination. You see, this Horse appears reserved, almost intellectual. But between the sheets, like all good steeds, this Horse is a private dynamo.
LOL, I can associate with Taurus and I can see myself in a Horse but both together? This definately is not me. Although they do get one thing right... I am a dynamo between the sheets. ;-)
EDIT: Wait a minute... what happened to the Rabbit?
Yes I have heard about different horoscope.
this site has great information and this site consists the difference between signs and constellations...The future is unpredictable. I?m always the High Priestess, when reading astrology
this site has great information and this site consists the difference between signs and constellations...The future is unpredictable. I?m always the High Priestess, when reading astrology
mine was pisces/rooster - nope, didn't really sound like me but if they were right this is exactly what they said I would say ,so now I'm really confused.
Libra / Tiger
THE GENTEEL REVOLUTIONARY
THE GENTEEL REVOLUTIONARY
An original if there ever was one, the Libra/Tiger is unforgettably winning. This person wants to impress and please you. You will warm to the Tigerish Libran charisma and want to know more - much more - about him. Attractive? My gawd. These people emit personal magnetism rays that dance all over their countenances. Libra/Tiger seems perpetually on the brink of bursting out laughing. It's adorable. It's fascinating. And it is mighty perilous for the heartstrings. Should you have the good fortune to find yourself entwined with this tawny beast in his or her musky lair, lie back and enjoy the fun. Libra/Tiger sex is seriously naughty. Mammoth imagination goes into every smooch and caress ...
haa haa...
like mae west and jackie o! woo hoo!
THE SNAKE CHARMING
The Snake born in Leo is always right. Even if he's wrong. He is nonetheless absolutely certain that he knows best. And frequently, especially for himself and in order to achieve his own ends, the Leo/Snake is not far off. Wisdom and clairvoyance are part of the Snake legacy. But the addition of Leo to the cool-headed Snake character, although it lends some sunshine and warmth, also deals this character a hand loaded with vanity. Now the already extravagant and presumptuous Snake has to carry around excess baggage in the form of a swollen skull that just doesn't quit. Love is the outlet that this person seeks - everywhere! Multiple love affairs, serial marriages and a deep longing for true love characterize this gorgeous person's sexual history. Intense lovemaking lends closeness and intimacy to this otherwise heady person's existence. Let's just say the Leo/Snake is famous for bone-chilling sexual exploits and, trust me, if you ever have the good fortune to bed one, you will remember my words...
Famous Leo Snakes - Mae West, Jackie Kennedy, Robert Mitchum.......
Good Compatibilities - Gemini Ox.......
like mae west and jackie o! woo hoo!
THE SNAKE CHARMING
The Snake born in Leo is always right. Even if he's wrong. He is nonetheless absolutely certain that he knows best. And frequently, especially for himself and in order to achieve his own ends, the Leo/Snake is not far off. Wisdom and clairvoyance are part of the Snake legacy. But the addition of Leo to the cool-headed Snake character, although it lends some sunshine and warmth, also deals this character a hand loaded with vanity. Now the already extravagant and presumptuous Snake has to carry around excess baggage in the form of a swollen skull that just doesn't quit. Love is the outlet that this person seeks - everywhere! Multiple love affairs, serial marriages and a deep longing for true love characterize this gorgeous person's sexual history. Intense lovemaking lends closeness and intimacy to this otherwise heady person's existence. Let's just say the Leo/Snake is famous for bone-chilling sexual exploits and, trust me, if you ever have the good fortune to bed one, you will remember my words...
Famous Leo Snakes - Mae West, Jackie Kennedy, Robert Mitchum.......
Good Compatibilities - Gemini Ox.......
Pisces/Dog
THE SARCASTIC SOFTIE
The Pisces born in a Dog year, like all Pisceans only more so, has a tender side that must be nurtured and treated with sincere affection.. Their sensitivity takes the form of nervous touchiness. They don't like to be questioned or contradicted. They are strong-minded but can be weak-willed. There is a charming, childlike quality to these attractive people and one wants to protect them. The Pisces/Dog is usually married. They thrive on security in matters of the heart and don't even mind being bossed around a bit by someone they see as stronger and more capable than they. This person loves the way we all dream of being loved: tenderly and with real deep feeling and romance. if you have to luck to find yourself entwined with a Pisces born in a Dog year, don't disentangle yourself. Stay right where you are and enjoy the ride.
hehe :O)
THE SARCASTIC SOFTIE
The Pisces born in a Dog year, like all Pisceans only more so, has a tender side that must be nurtured and treated with sincere affection.. Their sensitivity takes the form of nervous touchiness. They don't like to be questioned or contradicted. They are strong-minded but can be weak-willed. There is a charming, childlike quality to these attractive people and one wants to protect them. The Pisces/Dog is usually married. They thrive on security in matters of the heart and don't even mind being bossed around a bit by someone they see as stronger and more capable than they. This person loves the way we all dream of being loved: tenderly and with real deep feeling and romance. if you have to luck to find yourself entwined with a Pisces born in a Dog year, don't disentangle yourself. Stay right where you are and enjoy the ride.
hehe :O)
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