New entries in activity log

I'm sick of trying to find entries in the activity log to fit my behaviors... there needs to be more variety.  I would like to see

"sat on my ass all day"

Any other suggestions?

Walking on something that is not a firm surface, sand for example.

"hissy fit throwing"

"slamming cabinets and doors"

"beating things with plastic baseball bats"

"repeated stumbling"

"drunken mumbling"

"catching lightening bugs"

"adding water to radiator"

"resisting the urge to kill people"