I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.

Post you're favorite cheesy pick up lines here!

Worst pickup line ever used on me was "You look like you could be wild, babygirl".

Yes, thanks. I can be! But you'll never find out.

"Nice shoes, wanna f......"

"Those clothes would look better on my floor"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

*seductively sucks fingertip and then touches you on the shoulder*

So, why don't I take you home and get you out of those wet things?

Original Post by splitrail:

*seductively sucks fingertip and then touches you on the shoulder*

So, why don't I take you home and get you out of those wet things?

 Hahahaha! That would so work on me.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (still use it today with my wife).

Is that a pickle in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams! (still use that one also). 

I have only three months to live. ..

Are you busy tonight at 12:00 A.M.? (and this one)

Your like a prize winning fish, I don't know if I should eat you, or mount you.

Do you have mirror in your pants? (no why?), because I can see myself in your pants

So, so many more!

"wanna play with my joystick"

I said "You must use the right code to unlock that feature"

he said "sorry I don't cheat"

I said "Game over"

Well, let's see~..

• I'm red. You're blue. Let's make purple.

• If good looks were gasoline, baby, you could drive forever.

• If you were a car, I'd be the first to honk your horn, baby.

• The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.

• You are one fine piece of real estate, and I need to get me some land.

• The Sorting Hat said I should be in your house tonight.

• You're hotter than my pits after gym class.

..That's all the ones I can think of right now. XD I loooove pick-up lines.

Person at a clothing store walks up to a guy and says "Can I help you find anything?"  Guy replies "Maybe, I'm looking for peace, happiness, and a good woman - do you have any of those?"

Hmmm, the only one that's coming to mind is this scenario

Guy goes up to girl, grabs the back of her shirt and looks at the tag, then says, "Oh, I was sure this would say 'Made in Heaven.'"

"Are those space pants? Cuz your BOOTY IS OUT OF THIS WORLD!"

Here's a stupid one.....

Do you want to play lion?.(you get on all four)... and i 'll throw you the meat

Or....

Are you from tennessee? cuz' your the only ten i see!

Original Post by nived1964:

 

Your like a prize winning fish, I don't know if I should eat you, or mount you.

 

 

 This one totally cracked me up!! Too funny!

used on a friend: "Girl I could sop up your booty with biscuits and gravy".

*sleazy grin*
*leer*
"So, where are you from?"

Seriously, at a bar, in a club, on the subway. Ugh.

Lets make like a fabric softener and snuggle.